philmayfield 3,399 Report post Posted September 11 On "This Morning" today. Two 95 year old twin ladies give the secret of longevity. No sex, lots of Guinness and raw sausage sandwiches. An example to us all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,308 Report post Posted September 11 I never eat raw sausage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 8,070 Report post Posted September 11 If I live to be 95 I'll bet people will still be arguing about bloody Brexit. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 2,952 Report post Posted September 11 I failed on the first part plus I don't like Guinness, not too keen on the raw sausage idea either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 3,399 Report post Posted September 11 You’ve missed out on the two best bits! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 2,952 Report post Posted September 11 Read the first bit again.... the other two don't matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 7,609 Report post Posted September 11 1 hour ago, philmayfield said: On "This Morning" today. Two 95 year old twin ladies give the secret of longevity. No sex, lots of Guinness and raw sausage sandwiches. An example to us all. who wants to live to be 95, anyway? The end result is still the same! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mary1947 1,213 Report post Posted September 11 My mum was 99 when she passed away but she always had a nice smile so BE HAPPY AND SMILE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 3,399 Report post Posted September 11 Was she still smiling after she had a pint of Guinness and a raw sausage cob? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 7,609 Report post Posted September 11 3 hours ago, mary1947 said: My mum was 99 when she passed away but she always had a nice smile so BE HAPPY AND SMILE As I always say, it's bein' sa cheerful keeps me goin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mary1947 1,213 Report post Posted September 11 5 hours ago, philmayfield said: Was she still smiling after she had a pint of Guinness and a raw sausage cob? she never drank Guinness but liked vodka and orange food she liked cows brains and cows udder plus lambs heart roasted plus she never ever smoked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,444 Report post Posted September 11 Bet the cows weren't too pleased about that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mary1947 1,213 Report post Posted September 12 I'm sure they didn't mind, after all being brought up during the war this food was the norm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 3,399 Report post Posted September 12 Sounds offal to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
albert smith 639 Report post Posted September 23 there was a cow from hudddersfield and milk it would not yield the reason why it would not yield 'cos it couldn't stand it's udders feeled sshhh xmas cracker season is on it's way! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
