Colwick Woods

[Beekay 2,043]

I swear it wasn't me your honour. I've not bin in that area for donkeys years and I've never used an aerosol.

When I were last in that area, there were no such thing as aerosols. Any road! I plead diminished responsibility. 

[Brew 3,552]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury  I put to you that no one has mentioned aerosols  and yet the defendant, unerringly and without prompting, correctly identified the vandals instrument of choice. Why one has to wonder, would someone use initials not there own? The defendant has previously admitted to an intimate knowledge of the area and the hidden access and egress such acts of foul vandalism would require and only someone with the defendants skills in the use of paint would know the best colour to gain maximum contrast for his heinous crime.

 

I rest my case...

[denshaw 2,459]

Beekay, you don't have to say anything but it may harm your defence if there is something which you later rely on at the next meet up.

[Beekay 2,043]

I repeat M'lud, you can tell it were done wiv  arrysoles. If it were me, Id'a painted Rose's n castles.

Is anybody open to a bribe?

[mary1947 1,308]

Hold your hand out you naughty boy,     ,,,la la la

[Brew 3,552]

2 hours ago, Beekay said:

Is anybody open to a bribe?

 

Ahem.... err...now that you come to mention it...

[Beekay 2,043]

I WASN'T THERE YOUR HONOUR..... I WAS UP AT PPs, HOLDING HIS NAILS AND PAINTBRUSH...