Rob.L 1,084 Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Two things my mum warned me about were Albert (who I saw regularly going around town), and the "ladies" in Yates's or the Flying Horse. She even said that the reason there was chalk on the floor downstairs in Yates's was that they used to chalk their prices on the sole of their shoes, so that they could scrub it off on the wooden floor should the law come through the door. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Has everyone forgotten about cattle market Kate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 One thing though, Albert Brown was a really nice bloke. He was accepted for what he was,sadly, over the years was imprisoned for being homosexual. Unlike some of this lot today who think they are gay homosexual only because in some circles it is considered fashionable. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Commo 1,292 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 He used to drink in The Napier on Union Rd and as kids we knew that there was "something very different" about him just by his appearance and demeanour,but at that age in those days had no idea about his proclivities, only that the grown ups used to smile between themselves and pass knowing winks when he was mentioned in our hearing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 By all accounts he was the life and soul of any bar-room. I don't think anyone disliked him. I remember him in his powder-blue suit, blonde hair and a very pock-marked face. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OrphanAnnie 296 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 I remember Albert sometimes used to walk down Queens Drive - he came into our shop a couple of times. There was another chap lived in the bedsits on Queens Drive who openly dressed as a woman, I remember the long false eyelashes or 'roadsweepers'. He was a regular in our shop as mum used to let him have 'tick' and used to fascinate us kids,. I'm sure Albert had a big funeral and the procession went down St Anns Well Road? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 One girlfriend ? he had when I lived on Union Road in the '60s was a bloke called Vivian !He used to like to dress like a woman ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tompa 285 Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Nowt wrong we Albert, he was what he was. Nobody seems to mention how many lesbos there were about. I saw few around St Annes, Union Rd area and always one of them dressed more or less as a bloke. Anyway who cares. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Albert Brown made it obvious what he was, lessie's were much more discreet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 That's very true, catfan, they did make themselves more discreet. Their short skirts diverted your attention from their shaven heads and tattoos on their necks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted November 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Shop owned by Albert Brown in Bulwell in the 1970's It says "The shop next door was Alma's Ladies hairdressers, having previously been run as a Ladies Hairdressers by a well known flambouyant Nottingham character, Albert Brown" That's a polite description Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Harrison 0 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 I never knew Albert Brown personally but he was well known in town and i am fairly sure who he was.He used to attend the Market Square on Sunday afternoons especially which ,as we will all recall, was Nottingham's 'Hyde Park Corner', a hotbed of debate, political meetings ,club meetings etc. Albert ,if i have the right person, was about 50 in the sixties at a guess; i believe he was bald but he wore a short ,blonde wig and a leather trilby; he was a very,strange person and i am fairly sure he was gay ( although that word wasn't used at the time); he used to wear a white mac most of the time and listening to him from a distance ,i think he loved his drink too much. Our headmaster at High Pavement school was Mr.M.H.Brown and the boys used to nickname him 'Albert' as an insult. That sums up poor Albert Brown's sad reputation. He probably did live in the Meadows and that will be why he was in town drinking most days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 I knew a chap called Albert Brown but he wasn't "the" Albert Brown. He was totally brassed off with the leg pulling and innuendo! Perhaps innuendo could be misinterpreted by some of you lot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,893 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 I use to see him a lot in town. One day my brother had been for a drink with his mates and had come home when he mentioned to dad that he'd seen Albert Brown. My dad went berserk and told him to stay away from him. Dad was a policeman and probably knew what most Notts people didnt. By the way it was a wig he wore ( mostly at a jaunty angle) It looked more like a mop than a wig. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AfferGorritt 868 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Did he live in Bulwell? I seem to remember a little song we used to chant ... If you go to Bulwell Town, Don’t bend down, Albert Brown! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonab 1,644 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 My memory of him dates to the early 70's. At about closing time he came running out of the Bell in a panic shouting "I'm bostin' fur a waz"* and ran over to the underground latrines over at Slab Square (which, I understand, are now gone). Apparently he'd been making a nuisance of himself in the toilets of the Bell and they threw him out without him being able to relieve himself. *Tr to English: I urgently need to urinate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,378 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 At least he didn't pee in the shop doorway.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonab 1,644 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 It wasn't the 'done thing' in those days! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,378 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 It's only the 'done thing' now by disgusting morons. Decent people wouldn't dream of doing such a thing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,869 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 We used to play football outside the bus depot on Bunbury st in the Meadows, we quite often saw Albert going out for the evening. He lived somewhere around Bathley street. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mot the hopeful 18 Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 To save blushes, a name has been tweaked …… In my younger days, I had the immense pleasure to be the object of the affections of a stunning young lady, whose parents ran several chip shops around the city. The smallest ( yet strangely. the busiest, ) was on Bunbury Street , very close to the Bathley Streeet junction . On Bathley dwelt a flamboyant character we shall name Marmaduke, ( guess who ) , who was one of the regular clientele. I distinctly recall our first encounter.... " Well helleeeew honky tonk !...... cooed Marmaduke. " Whah ?...……...stammered yours truly " My, you're a big boy and no mistake …….he trilled. I stared aghast at this bizarre apparition, mostly transfixed by the chiffon scarf wrapped tightly round his scraggy neck. Behind Marmaduke in the queue for chips was another regular named Baz, an immense council workman, who had to come through the chip shop door sideways. " Lerrim alone Marmaduke " he grunted, " he dunt look like a wuftah to me..!. ( No PC in those days ). I was hastily bundled into the back room by the delectable girlfriend who laughingly informed me , " It's alright , he's only like that when he's pissed " ……(apparently a not infrequent event.) Later that evening I was leaning on a pillar outside Lyons ,waiting for the Arnold bus, when I spied Marmaduke mincing across Slab Square directly towards me, his purple bootees flashing in the twllight. Fortunately the No. 69 wheezed to a halt at that moment and I leapt aboard. As the bus pulled away he looked up, gave a quick wave , and I swear, blew me a kiss !! In a state of deep paranoia I spent the next few days talking in a deep bass voice, taking extra long strides, and frantically checking my shirt tails weren't hanging out. Our paths crossed quite often at the shop, and I gradually realised he was a rather sad , sometimes amusing, harmless old buffer. (or should that be harmless old bugger ! ) He excelled himself very late on one very warm sultry summer night, when having picked up the gorgeous lass from the shop, I stopped my newly acquired motor at a secluded lonely spot on the Embankment. As we were engaged in a torrid passionate clinch, a leering face topped by an unmistakeable orange hued coiffeur burst through the half open window. looked me straight in the eye, and warbled " Oooooh….you are a tease !!! The beauty emitted a tooth rattling scream as I crashed through the drivers door and promptly nose dived into the duck muck.... due to my bellbottoms falling round my ankles...(belt came loose, don't know why). I staggered to my feet just in time to see a familiar little white mac disappearing into the War Memorial gardens. Plodding back to the car I was distraught to find the object of my carnal desires convulsed with mirth..engulfed in shuddering waves of laughter...at my bedraggled appearance, thereby ruling out any further steamy activity. The moment, like Marmaduke, had gone. 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,869 Posted November 28, 2018 Report Share Posted November 28, 2018 When I was at Trent bridge school mid sixties there was a lad in our class who's parents owned the chippy opposite the bus depot. His surname was either Southgate or Northgate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha 176 Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 I remember seeing him near the Flying Horse (Canning Circus),londish homosexual with a blotchy complexion. Walked with a bit of an effected swagger I recall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alpha 176 Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 Correction it was the Running Horse at Canning Circus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Alpha said: I remember seeing him near the Flying Horse (Canning Circus),londish homosexual with a blotchy complexion. Walked with a bit of an effected swagger I recall. That's because he had a sore arse. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.