annswabey 599 Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 A man with no arms to me was someone who was pretty useless at doing something - "You're like a man with no arms" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 My grandfather used to come out with this quite ofted I never did find out what he meant? "Cloggy Cloggy Martin sets the dog a farting" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,894 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Dont know if I posted this before or not but my grandfather used to say" it won't rain as long as there is enough blue sky to make a pixie a pocket handkerchief" I really believed this as a kid and even now when I see a dark sky with a bit of blue poking through I remember him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I was told a similar tale. If there's enough blue sky to make a sailors suit, then it won't rain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,599 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 ....to make a sailor a pair of trousers was what I was told. I think I read it in an Enid Blyton book as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just trousers, that may be it, I've not heard it for over 50 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Was reminded of one me mam used to say today when I found my chainsaw blade was dull. "You could ride bare A---- to London on this knife." Not very polite but it did describe the condition of the knife in unmistakable terms. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oztalgian 3,270 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Mum was right handed and dad was left handed so I could do most things with either hand but when called upon to peel the vegetables I used to make a deliberate mess of everything to get out of doing it. Mum used to get so exasperated she used to say "geraht of it, your as much use as a one armed paper hanger." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deepdene Boy 642 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Mam, used to say, "You're as much use as a fart in a colander, can't geraht for 'oles." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 # 2051. I've always heard it as 'doll's arms' rather than someone with no arms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 keggy handed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 One of my Grandmas always used to say Moant instead of won't. As in "You Moant do that"! I have never heard anyone else say it. Is it a Carlton / Nottm expression. Or one she made up herself. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 My grandmother used to use that expression, Carni. Another one she used to use in connection with numbers was twiced. Imagine my surprise when my American wife came out with it one day and said her parents in Tennessee used the expression.. Small world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bing 78 Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Was it "moant" or 'munt" which I remember as a contraction of 'must not', but I haven't heard it in 50 years.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
susyshoes 69 Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Used to be used a lot in hucknall but don't hear it now Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Moant / munt? Probably just depends on who is saying it. The meaning is the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
broxtowelad 175 Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 Moant...........That was a word used by my Granma Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,181 Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 My ex girlfriends late mother used to say to me "I'll bat your bl**dy tabs if you don't stop being leary!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted May 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 If an object wasn't any good, mam would say it was neither use nor ornament. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,599 Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Katyjay, that's the main criteria I still use when I'm deciding what to get rid of, although I'd also add 'sentimental value' ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
broxtowelad 175 Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Do your shoes, sports kit and knees still get "caked in mud"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,599 Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Not mine, broxtowelad, but I would still use that phrase for muddy boots/clothes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dat47 92 Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 My dad used to say "Pheobies out" if the sun was shining. Still say it to my grandchildren! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted May 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Mine called it 'the currant bun' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted May 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Come here, let's get the sleep out of your eyes. Sleep, being the crusty bit in the corner, do folks still call it that? Nowadays I hear them called Eye Boogers! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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