radfordred 6,284 Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Updated twenty-eighteen Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he got ten grand from Claims Direct 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Jack & Jill went into town To fetch some chips & sweeties Now he can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cee Tee 0 Posted November 13, 2019 Report Share Posted November 13, 2019 On 1/24/2012 at 4:34 PM, Beefsteak said: Amazing what Yahoo can come up with (Other search engines are available !!) Nebuchadnezzar, King of the Jews Bought his wife a pair of shoes; When the shoes began to wear Nebuchadnezzar began to swear When the swearing had to stop Nebuchadnezzar bought a shop When the shop began to sell Nebuchadnezzar bought a bell When the bell began to ring Nebuchadnezzar began to sing: Doh , ray, mee. far. soh, la, tee doh - I've got a pimple on my toe - that was the last line we sang when I was a child Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,599 Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 We used to do skipping to the Nebuchadnezzar rhyme.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cee Tee 0 Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 On 4/8/2008 at 10:27 PM, rob237 said: Vaguely recall a revolting rhyme about "...a dead dog's eye, all mixed together with [something or other]..."! Sure that someone can dot the i's and cross the t's. Cheers Robt P. Roly poly green snot pie all mixed up with a dead dog's eye. Spread it on bread, nice and thick and swallow it down with a glass of cold sick! Always made me feel sick just thinking of it lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,408 Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 We sang matter spatter custard and a dead dogs eye..... We also sang Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jill came down with half a crown, but not for fetching water... Mam said 'stop that it's not nice' but never said why... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonab 1,644 Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 Mary Brown from the mountain glen Screwed* herself with a fountain pen The pen ran wild She had a blue-black child And she called it Stephen 'cos that was the name of the ink. *Screwed wasn't the word in the original version. Didn't understand it at the time and was told off on numerous occasions for reciting it - although I did overhear my dad telling it to one of his mates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Jonab: She called the Bast*rd Stephen She called the Bast*rd Stephen Seh called the Baaaaaast*rd Steeeephen Cos that was the name of the ink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 May had a little lamb, it followed her to sleep, The lamb turned out to be a ram, Now Mary's full of......no wait - that's probably inappropriate for this thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trogg 2,010 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Mary had a little lamb It followed her every where Now it goes to School with her Between two lumps of bread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,408 Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Mary has a little lamb It had a sooty foot and everywhere that Mary went His sootyfootheput Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 Poor old willy He's not with us anymore For what he thought was H2o Was H2 So4. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IAN FINN 807 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Mary had a little lamb the doctor fainted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mary1947 2,079 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 On 11/23/2019 at 2:18 PM, Brew said: Mary has a little lamb It had a sooty foot and everywhere that Mary went His sootyfootheput Brew my dad used to tell me this one but at the end he would say""" Mary had a little lamb It had a sooty foot In to Marys bread and jam he put his sooty foot Does'nt make much sense really. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mary1947 2,079 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Another one of my dads Piggy on the railway picking up stones, Down came an engine and broke piggy's bone's, Oh !! said "Piggy that's not fair " Are said the engine "I don't care". but you do have to grunt and make the noise of a steam train. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trogg 2,010 Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 Mary had a little lamb she also had a bear I never seen her little lamb But often seen her bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oztalgian 3,270 Posted November 28, 2019 Report Share Posted November 28, 2019 Mary had a little lamb She took it to the shops They went into a butchers And came away with chops. Mary had a little lamb But Mary was a glutton So Mary sat down and tucked right in to mint jelly and mutton Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cee Tee 0 Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water. I don't know what they did up there But now they've got a daughter! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,181 Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, eating his Christmas pie, he put in his thumb, & pulled out a plum.... Then his Mam saw him, biffed him round the tab hole & shouted "EAT YOUR FOOD PROPPER YOU BRAINLESS LITTLE BO**ER!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted December 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 After shaking my finger at my naughty cat this morning, I was reminded of: See my finger See my thumb See my fist And you'll get some. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue B 48 1,226 Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 Ha Ha Katyjay that was a blast from the past, having six brothers it was said a lot boys think they are so clever. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,457 Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 19 hours ago, katyjay said: See my finger See my thumb See my fist And you'll get some. It must be 50+ years ago since I heard that one. 17 hours ago, sue B 48 said: boys think they are so clever. That's because we are. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,599 Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 Sugar and spice and all things nice; that's what little girls are made of Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails; that's what little boys are made of! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IAN FINN 807 Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 No more school no more stick no more lousy arithmetic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted January 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 We sang, on the last day of term. No more days of school No more days of sorrow No more days in this old dump And we'll have fun tomorrow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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