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A stunning senior moment

Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent

football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen

sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to

understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one',

the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The

young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel,

man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We have

nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars, cell phones ,

computers with light-speed processing...and more.'

After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:

'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were

young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh1t, what

are you doing for the next generation?'

The applause was amazing.......

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  • 9 years later...
13 hours ago, Michael Booth said:

The England Women's football team are currently playing Spain in the group stages of the 2017 UEFA Women's European Championships in Holland. They beat Scotland 6-0 in their opening game.

Couldn't have been too difficult then !

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