denshaw 2,871 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 I am a man but haven't a wife I have a body but no life I have a mouth but no breath Water is life but sun is death. What am i ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
teebee 8 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 A Snowman perhaps? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Correct. !clapping! Your turn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
teebee 8 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Don't know any riddles - Will a little poem do ?? I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me, and it's very well written. I felt it really captured my own feelings about winter. [ 'WINTER' a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre sh1t, It's Cold The End 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Quit yer bitchin' - it's snowing here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pemberton 15 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Heard this one on Radio Nottingham this morning - plagerist! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 The maker does not want it The buyer does not use it The user does not see it What is it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 What colour is it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 All colours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 A Coffin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 That's a good one, carni. It could win you the coconut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Winner! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Two people were in a house. No one came in or went out, but then there were three people. What happened? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Two people were in a house. No one came in or went out, but then there were three people. What happened? The two people were a husband and an expectant wife, who gave birth to her baby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 A guy on a motorbike doing 100mph TOWARDS a railway level crossing and is 1 mile away, as a train heading toward the same crossing at 100mph is 1 mile away...no one brakes .....how does the guy on the bike get a;cross ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 The guy on the motorbike gets a cross above his grave after they scrape up all the pieces and give him a funeral! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 ta daa.....yup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Arrrr I wanted to get that one Huh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 I can do it again for you.....wont be the same tho will it. ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 ok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 The train stops at a station,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 The train stops at a station, before going over the crossing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 That's the correct answer, MELTONSTILTON (#14). These riddles are gettting answered too quickly... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing was wrong with it at all, and in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. I don't know. Now, go to work and try your luck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 The letter E is not used anywhere at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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