denshaw 2,871 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you? Buy a good bed and good shoes. If your not in one your in the other. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 When you apply for a job. You should say "I have done X, I have Done Y" NOT "I know how to do X, I know how to do Y" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 "Faint heart never won fair lady"! and... "The worst she can say is no"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Second-hand cars an women, you will never have any money. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley 288 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Never eat yellow snow Never let an Amish electrician rewire your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Never wipe yer ar53 we a brokun bockle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Second hole down from the back of the neck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 DON'T VOTE - It only encourages them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted March 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Second-hand cars an women, you will never have any money. If its got t*ts or tyres your gonna have problems with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Italian girls are like Italian cars - great when they're young. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Laugh, and the world laughs with you , weep, and you weep alone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Never criticise anyone until you`ve walked a mile in their shoes - by then you`re a mile away and you`ve got their shoes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian36 0 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Never take anything for granted. Never take anything on face value. Always be suspicious of those who now people of influence. If in doubt check it out. 36. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Keep your friends close but your enemies closer! If its too good to be true, it probably is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,592 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Don't steal, the government don't like the competition, Seriously, always be honest and if you do anything do it for the right reasons Rog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 if you do anything Rog You sayin i'm Lazy ?? !rotfl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Never do owt for nowt, and if tha do, do it for tha sen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Carpe diem - seize the goldfish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 You'd better get back home before we go to bed, or I'm putting the sneck down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Many years ago, I listened to Max Bygraves being interviewed on the radio. At the end of the programme, the interviewer asked Max what good advice did he give his children. He said 'always dry between your toes'. I burst out laughing, but I've never forgotten it and always dry mine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted February 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Get married early in the morning, if things don't work out then you havn't wasted a whole day. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mudgie49 401 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 If you're not in bed by 11 o'clock, come home! Birthdays are like donuts...it's better not to remember how many you've had. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 If at first you don’t succeed, suck Millet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Opportunities rarely arrive twice - take them whilst they are there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dgbrit 258 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Never Sheeeeet on your own doorstep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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