Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Can't run as fast. Don't get it as often. Hangovers are ten times as bad. Haven't seen me willy in years...Men only! Getting out of bed several times in the night for a pee. Can never remember where we put our glasses. Reading a book is like plying the trombone. Any more??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tutanic 8 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 People say that time goes twice as fast when you are getting older, this is nonsense, everything you do takes twice as long!! With a couple of exceptions. A <_< Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted April 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 I'm sure those eyes in needles are twice as small Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dicko 0 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Womans point of view now men, HRT not mentioning the creams. Getting the names of the kids in the wrong order (demensia) Smoking more ciggarettes to aleviate the stress of age Trying to keep up with drinking with an eighteen year old Wearing articles of clothing you would not want your partner to see, ie, everything is now going south, turn light off. Eyes fading but labido in tact from my point of view lol. Having to dye ones hair, from choice i might add. Listen to your kids telling you what to do now (who is the mum) Lastly humiliation of going to eat out in restaurant and the waitor is repeating his menu, thinking old people are stupid or senile, thats when i wanna say i am young really, its just the wrinkles appeared overnight lol <_< Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dicko 0 Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 hey hey, forgot the other one most importantly, playing sixties music to your grand kids, and getting em into it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
admin 21 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Age is just a state of mind IMHO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Tell that to my back Mick, it's giving me hell from an injury I sustained many years back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
admin 21 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 I meant Mental Not Physical M8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Oh, I'd forgot what we were on about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dicko 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Hey forgot this principal, going in Nottm on a weekend, seeing the cops who look about 18yrs old, thats getting old John. When your kids start telling you what to do, how to do it and why! Making a fool out of yourself thinking your still sweet sixteen (ask cali girl she will confirm that about me). And remembering to log onto this forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
admin 21 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 And older people look younger to you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nottscops 2 Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Age is just a state of mind IMHO So true! You are only as old as you feel..... ....woke up this morning feeling like an eighteen-year-old...... .....but not managed to find one yet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cali Gal 1 Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Hey, 18 is legal in this country. Can't say moral, but legal! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 Tesco are now selling Viagra you can get it over the counter , you might have to take two ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
susyshoes 69 Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 nice 5 year bump! about time was only talking about signs of getting old last nite when i realised we both took 2 nurofen BEFORE we went out for a night in nottm and not the morning after!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owdtite 2 Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 My favourite trick ?............Make out a big shopping list once a month, do a 48 mile round trip to Tesco in Wick to get said shopping. Get there and find out I have left the list at home!!!!!....Bu**er !!!! I got there once and found out I had left my wallet at home. Putting the sugar bowl in the fridge. Taking the dogs to vets and forgetting their leads. Losing my specs. Switching on oven but forgetting to turn the thermostat knob up from zero. Do you want me to go on??????? Now then, whats my username again???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,869 Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 I gave up with the Viagra, now i crush it and put it in my tea. When i dip the biscuits in it stops them going soft. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 I gave up with the Viagra It could have some good points Den like stopping you falling out of bed @ night ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted October 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 I usually put things in a safe place.....Problem is, I forget where the safe place is!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Well it's the first time in 37 working years I've turned my clock alarm off & said to myself ....... Yippy! Off until Monday 2nd October ........ Just need to get past today & not get savaged by dogs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 You know when your getting old when the hair in your ear's grows faster than the hair on your head. And when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 Crikey ...... Just looked & felt everywhere in the dark for me pants, I'd got them on 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted May 13, 2021 Report Share Posted May 13, 2021 You know you old when entering your date of birth online, you have to spin that thing like your on the wheel of fortune 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,893 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 We must be lucky. When anybody says to us I' m older than you and you ask how old they are and they realise you are older than them but don't look it. Must have been Nottingham air. Most people here look older than what they are, must be the stress and extreme temperatures. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,497 Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 It certainly makes you feel good nonna. I was shopping the other day and a man got chatting to me about the high price of something or other and telling me he was a pensioner. I said “so am I” and he appeared to be very surprised and said he didn't believe me. But I WAS wearing a mask . I might continue wearing a mask for longer than necessary while I save up for a facelift. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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