Signs Of Getting Older.


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Can't run as fast.

Don't get it as often.

Hangovers are ten times as bad.

Haven't seen me willy in years...Men only!

Getting out of bed several times in the night for a pee.

Can never remember where we put our glasses.

Reading a book is like plying the trombone.

Any more???

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I'm sure those eyes in needles are twice as small :rolleyes:

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Womans point of view now men, HRT not mentioning the creams.

Getting the names of the kids in the wrong order (demensia)

Smoking more ciggarettes to aleviate the stress of age

Trying to keep up with drinking with an eighteen year old

Wearing articles of clothing you would not want your partner to see, ie, everything is now going south, turn light off.

Eyes fading but labido in tact from my point of view lol.

Having to dye ones hair, from choice i might add.

Listen to your kids telling you what to do now (who is the mum)

Lastly humiliation of going to eat out in restaurant and the waitor is repeating his menu, thinking old people are stupid or senile, thats when i wanna say i am young really, its just the wrinkles appeared overnight lol <_<

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Tell that to my back Mick, it's giving me hell from an injury I sustained many years back :angry:

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Oh, I'd forgot what we were on about :blink:

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Hey forgot this principal, going in Nottm on a weekend, seeing the cops who look about 18yrs old, thats getting old John.

When your kids start telling you what to do, how to do it and why!

Making a fool out of yourself thinking your still sweet sixteen (ask cali girl she will confirm that about me).

And remembering to log onto this forum

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Hey, 18 is legal in this country. Can't say moral, but legal! ;)

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nice 5 year bump! about time

was only talking about signs of getting old last nite when i realised we both took 2 nurofen BEFORE we went out for a night in nottm and not the morning after!!!!

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My favourite trick ?............Make out a big shopping list once a month, do a 48 mile round trip to Tesco in Wick to get said shopping. Get there and find out I have left the list at home!!!!!....Bu**er !!!!

I got there once and found out I had left my wallet at home.

Putting the sugar bowl in the fridge.

Taking the dogs to vets and forgetting their leads.

Losing my specs.

Switching on oven but forgetting to turn the thermostat knob up from zero.

Do you want me to go on???????

Now then, whats my username again????

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I usually put things in a safe place.....Problem is, I forget where the safe place is!!

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You know when your getting old when the hair in your ear's grows faster than the hair on your head. And when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

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We must be lucky. When anybody says to us I' m older than you and you ask how old they are and they realise you are older than them but don't look it. Must have been Nottingham air. Most people here look older than what they are, must be the stress and extreme temperatures. :rolleyes:

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It certainly makes you feel good nonna.  I was shopping the other day and a man got chatting to me about the high price of something or other and telling me he was a pensioner.  I said “so am I” and he appeared to be very surprised and said he didn't believe me. But I WAS wearing a mask :ph34r:.  I might continue wearing a mask for longer than necessary while I save up for a facelift.  

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