Scriv 168 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Where's Eastwood???? Since we're in dialect mode....... it's "Aystwood"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Surely it's "Not far from Bullull, fru Kimbleh and up th ill " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Heres a Better Pic of the New Shop in Eastwood. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 It worked then ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Yup.......reckonyonowsyerstuff.....Ta ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peatoire 0 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 ant any on yer any on yer? (disgruntled at his mates not having any fags) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
percy 0 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Noo shop? Gwan, ava chike! Wot yo chawin, yo lot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawarden 7 Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Bobbo = Horse Corsi Mardy Mester Nesh Pumpture Susfificut Guess who played the role of Arther Seaton in the Nottingham Playhouse production of "Saturday night and Sunday morning" in 1964. It was not Albert Finney who played him in the film. Here is a clue, "Lord of the Rings". . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 2/=pavement.... me late Mum used to say gerron the corsi orill batchatab! 3/=mardy.... again me late Mum used to call me a mardy bu99er whining and moaning... 4/=mester....Oi mester you got the time please. 5/=nesh..... yer bloody nesh, it aint that cowd! 6/=pumpture... me Dad's got a flat tyre... 7/=sustificate....better make sure you gerra medical certificate if yer want paying for Christmas Day!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 7/=sustificate....better make sure you gerra medical certificate... Also "E's Gorra Sustificat" - He's a clever bogger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Wothabump innit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 y'rekon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,464 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 entcha gorrowt todo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Gerrin gardin intashape, wos sunny but nah its silin it dahn. Good excuse te kum in aahtovit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Amabaht t se ull dahn weya drink n watch telleh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 g'furit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Shunt that be "Aistwood"?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Edenuff telleh gunna bednah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danny333 7 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Worriwiyo,orworrieweissen Was he with you or was he by himself-- danny333 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danny333 7 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 mam mekim geeit ter me cummon gee im alf onit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 Mother, please prevail upon him to give it to me. :-) Don't mess about. Give him half of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dgbrit 258 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Thing i said here that had them puzzled Got to get a joint for sunday dinner I'll come round & knock you up early She said Hi I'm Randy, I said I'm feeling a bit that way myself Giz a drag Thats the way the cookie crumbles Is that the truth i said yes gospel & i still dont know why they were all rolling on the floor laughing What kind of hamburger "a ordinary one" sorry we dont have any...... They didnt seem to understand ordinary had to change it to regular Then the best one 'The dental nurse said how did you learn how to speak American so fast i said i just pick things up quick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 LOL at dgbrit! But how about "I'm dying for a fag", or when you make a mistake writing something and ask for a rubber? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I've posted this before but, when we had the motel a customer was having trouble with his car. He was parked outside his room with the car hood up, trying to look at the engine. It was dark outside and he was relying on our outside lights. Hubby was walking past him and asked what was wrong. He said I think I've got an oil leak, but I can't see very well. I"ll fetch a torch for you, hubby says. Look of horror on the man's face. We didn't know then that a torch here is a flaming stick. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dgbrit 258 Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Hey Limey we are a bit to close to San Francisco for anything to do with fags lol In fact i peed everyone off when someone said to me "Theres lots of gays in England" I said only in summertime when the yanks are on ollyday Ps my son got sent home from school when he asked for a rubber & we had a meeting with the principal because he needed english lessons she told me i needed them too 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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