Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I often have to work in the Sheffield are. I always give 'em some Nottinghameze. Trouble is, they all want to know what this duck is all about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Marciniack- was SS i think- pinched your thigh etc... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Someone had to keep conk while we bunked steam sheds. One would stay concealed near the enter acne while the rest scurried along the lines of engines. We then gave him a list as he took a furtive glance down each row. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Someone always had to keep conk round the corner at "The fag hole" on the way home from school. Or when we were out on a scrumping expedition! I don't do either, these days. Fun at the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Perhaps your nose is nowadays pressed up against the window of the nearest cake shop Carni !!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Ain't she sweet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crankypig 457 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Canna ev a drinka watter,am thosty,an summat to scoff am clammed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Good old working class Nottinghameze seems to have been overtaken by this appalling attempt at English which appears to emanate from within the enclave of the M25 . They can't say Party... It comes out as part eeee, and dirty becomes dirt eeee. Too much Eastenders and Towie methinks . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,085 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Seeing how I'm a foreigner now, what the heck is Towie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 The Only Way Is Essex. It's about brain dead posers in Essex. Fake tans, fake boobs, over whitened teeth. Shallow, superfluous, superficial pap. You've missed nowt gel !!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,085 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 OK, I get it. So a Towie facelift, is a scraped back ponytail? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 That's a new one on me, but it figures. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Hey Fly: dirt eee has replaced dutty bogger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 #97 Brain dead don't you mean never had a brain ? Or only two brain cells & sometimes they talk to each other. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Why do all the local kids now say cinemar instead of cinema? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Sounds like another one of those... you say potayto, I say potarto. I've always said both cinema and cinemar, like I might say Southwell or sometimes Sutthal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveN 1,118 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I thought it was the pictures not cinema! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Yes, it was Dave, the pictures were where we went. But what you saw at the pictures was cinema, the process and the industry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,435 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 As long as no-one calls it "movies", which I hate. You can only use that if you are genuine american. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveN 1,118 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Went to the flicks and piccies as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 I went to the hairdresser to have my fringe cut today. The hairdresser shampood me and struggled to get the comb through me mop. I said, 'It`s a bit luggy isn`t it?' and she looked rather uneasy and peered at my head. She didn`t know what 'luggy' meant and thought I`d meant 'buggy'. (She came from dahn sarf.) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnno 45 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 seems strange to read the sayings ive only been left nottm for 12 yrs my cousin who I speak to often comes out with a lot of the old sayings sometime they creep out in conversation my niece came round the other day shes 12 said do you want a sucka ...looked at me gone out hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 I found it unnerving when I worked on Mr Softee ice cream vans when females asked if I'd got a King Dick ! ( a chocolate coated ice cream sucker ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnno 45 Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 wondered what a girl would want with an adjustable spanner?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Best one I ever heard: young woman on Manvers St.enquiring about the availability of a soft drink, " Goranypoporowt?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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