loppylugs 8,424 Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 Yes, you were right on the edge of the road. If you tried to get too far away you'd be down the bank. Not good for dads car. You'd probably never get to go out courtin' again. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,497 Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 And end up in the river NBL? Ben’s had that unenviable experience I recall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Ah but where you turned off toward the lock a grass track ran through a couple of fields, very quite so you had time to study the ..... wildlife... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 What I remember about my ex is, she constantly reminded me that when I was I'll she was there with me, when I was skint, she was there with me, when I was made redundant, she was there with me, when I had to have my dog put to sleep and it broke my heart, she was there with me.. It was then that I realised, she was bad luck !!! 4 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 One night, whilst out with the ex and her mother, the ex said "would you like to see me in something long and flowing?" I replied, "yes the Trent". The mil then spoke up saying " that's horrible, if you were married to me,I would put poison in your dinner " I replied "if I was married to you, I would eat it". It was a love/hate relationship, she loved hating me and I hated loving her....the ex then told me that when I die she would dance on my grave, I said can you make that a promise? She said yes why? I said because I'm being buried at sea!!! 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,869 Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 My ex walked in the bedroom with a sexy outfit on and said "supersex" I said I'll have the soup please. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 My ex couldn't cook to save her life. True this. When she came home with a new microwave cooker it meant she just burned the food quicker.! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 12/23/2017 at 8:18 PM, MargieH said: A boyfriend once took me fishing by the river at Stoke - I was sooooo bored! It was Gunthorpe Trina........lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,594 Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 Ben, I thought you’d forgotten... Btw, why did you change your name from David? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJ360 6,712 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Wow!! I can't believe I never posted in this thread. I once took a girlfriend to visit my relatives in Coventry. She turned up dutifully at Huntingdon St Bus Station at 'Stupid o Clock' in the morning. She looked beautiful..as ever. By the time we'd changed at Leicester and arrived at Coventry she was a little less animated. My Coventry Aunt ensured the comfort of my long suffering girlfriend. By the time we got back home I think it was already over.. What WAS I thinking? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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