What I remember about my ex's


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One night, whilst out with the ex and her mother, the ex said "would you like to see me in something long and flowing?" I replied, "yes the Trent". The mil then spoke up saying " that's horrible, if y

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What I remember about my ex is, she constantly reminded me that when I was I'll she was there with me, when I was skint, she was there with me, when I was made redundant, she was there with me, when I had to have my dog put to sleep and it broke my heart, she was there with me.. It was then that I realised,           she was bad luck !!!

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One night, whilst out with the ex and her mother, the ex said "would you like to see me in something long and flowing?" I replied, "yes the Trent". The mil then spoke up saying " that's horrible, if you were married to me,I would put poison in your dinner " I replied "if I was married to you, I would eat it". It was a love/hate relationship, she loved hating me and I hated loving her....the ex then told me that when I die she would dance on my grave, I said can you make that a promise? She said yes why? I said because I'm being buried at sea!!!

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On 12/23/2017 at 8:18 PM, MargieH said:

A boyfriend once took me fishing by the river at Stoke - I was sooooo bored!

It was Gunthorpe Trina........lol

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Wow!!  I can't believe I never posted in this thread. 

 

I once took a girlfriend to visit my relatives in Coventry.  She turned up dutifully at Huntingdon St Bus Station at 'Stupid o Clock' in the morning.  She looked beautiful..as ever. 

 

By the time we'd changed at Leicester and arrived at Coventry she was a little less animated.

 

My Coventry Aunt ensured the comfort of my long suffering girlfriend. 

 

By the time we got back home I think it was already over..

 

What WAS I thinking?  :blink:

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