poohbear

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  1. An accordian player busker on Shirebrook market always brought a laugh because he played the wrong notes like Les Dawson...His dog disappeared one week and the rumour was that it couldn't stand the embarrasment any longer and went in search of a musician!

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  2. 8 hours ago, DJ360 said:

    ......She made her own stuffing from breadcrumbs and dried herbs.

     

    My Mother taught me that recipe including flour and an egg.....Rare to see now as the bread now doesn't go dry and brittle but turns blue with mould.

     

    My main memory is entering the sitting room around the 23rd where my Mother was with a relative....fully kitted out in a cowboy outfit and guns and saying..."Look what I found under your bed!" I don't recall the outcome. 

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  3. Aldi checkout an hour ago...

     

    "Could I use your loo please?

     

    "Sorry no...Health & Safety!"

     

    "But I've always been able to use it when caught short...there are no public loos anywhere near!"

     

    "The police have told us it's out of bounds because we store the fireworks in there!"

    "I promise I won't piss on your fireworks!!"

     

    I've heard the lot now.....: ;)

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  4. My last visit was thirty years ago with my young son on a Saturday morning .Parked up a back street and went on the fair.On returning the road was coned off and a cop was next to my car.....Told him the cones weren't there when I parked...he then nicked me for a stolen tax disc and we went down the local nick.

    Sat there with my son who was in the next room holding a balloon and wearing a coppers helmet....Cop didn't believe that I had bought the car off one of our Asian brethren already taxed.two days before....Luckily got the cop to phone Evening Post and they read out the ad to him which said TWO MONTHS TAX....They then accepted that it wasn't me on the fiddle....It turned out my Asian buddy had three cars and swapped the disc between them...When I bought it I didn't check the reg on the disc...I just noticed the date.

    A lovely fair visit that turned out to be.  ;)

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