Flat Cap Driver
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"Happy Mothers Day " ....you say...my Mother was never happy...unlike her children ...thats what has been said , !!!!
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"CPU you say ?.....
I've had a word with old Jim.....his son works with bleeding computers this is what his lad says..
1. Take off the lid and use the Hoover to clear the crap out
2. Make sure your fans (if you have any, which is not likly) are working
3. If it's an AMD Athlon, they last about a year and then start going downhill fast
4./ Chuck the bleedin thing in the bin....buy a box for about £300 from PC world, transfer the data over using Norton Ghost...back in business
5. Don't be such a prat....the inbuilt prat detector limits and slows down PC's (looking at yer post reason 5 seems to be the problem !) ....thats what Jim's lad said.
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Know who he is....you say !!! How do I know who he is is what I say !!!!
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"What a load of rubbish I say....!" all this group hugging and "ohh no I can't stand it any more"..pass the tissues is the best bet.
Being old is no joke.....Thats what I say !!!...you will all be there one day thats a cert !!!!!
Robindobogs ....I say what a looser !!!! get a life thats what I say !! (or a job)
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Waste you say ?....a 22 year old waster !...thats what I say !
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Computer help you say ?...I need some help, I keep getting bleedin text messages on this old mobile Jim gave me ....what a waste of time ...I say !
it is the assault and buggery of the English language. People who can't punctuate, spell or construct a correct sentence should have their hands cut off and then be punched in the ass with them repeatedly.
But, even after all that, I have plenty of bilious hatred left in the tank.
Alongside its siblings, the lazy, ugly abbreviation (OMG, LOL, ROFL) and the numerical substitute (for -> 4, to -> 2, later -> l8r), the emoticon has turned armies of Internet and phone users into retarded, knuckle-dragging proto-humans. Can't stand them, just make me really annoyed...thats what I say !!!
So none of that on this forum I say ........!
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"I'm taking my bat and going home!!!!" you say ?.....what the blinkin hell is this thread about...I just don't believe some people, why bother...what's it all about is what I recon !
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"take some of my time up" you say.....good god man I just don't believe it...get out and about in stead of sitting in front of your computer....what the hell are you playing at...you must be one hell of a sad individual ...that’s what I say !
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CB radios you say !...what a load of rubbish...sitting in your beat up fiesta talking to some saddo slut in a slum in Nottingham about "How ar Tracey's got a new tatoo on her ass" ...CB Radio, lets forget all that rubbish is what I say !!!
Ohh and lets not forget Amature radio.....how sad is that I say....it truly is a hobby of the Space Age...talking to some geek in Tasmania in his radio shack about the weather...blinkin waste of time is what I say !!!
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RAOB you say !...... they are the poor mans Freemasons, bunch of blokes waltzing round throwing salt at each other.....I don't want an invite to join them, thats what I say !!!!
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Harry - He Was still the best you say ?...your stuck in a time warp pal, that what I say !!!
The only local hero was clawed balls, who worked as a lion tamer at the local circus !
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Police Officer you say ?....well he won't have gone far, it's a big effort to get their fat butts out of the station round here !
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Bank you say ? .....I wish I had some money to put in a bank, the government makes me live on a pitance !
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"Somewhere around the castle sounds good to me" you say ?......I don't think so, it's full of the "lower end of the food chain" don't invite me thank you very much !!!
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Caption you say.... lets not make fun of old people, I'am one and at least they can get out for a pint. I can't leave my house for fear of burglars.
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Football rattle you say... I've got one in the loft, made it myself. I suppose it will go to the dump when the council clear out my flat in a few years.
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Battle you say......I saw one outside my flat yesterday, a load of beer swilling louts kicking hell out of an old bloke ! You don't need history books...just walk along any street in Nottingham after kicking out time.
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OK, I've taken off my flat cap for a moment !
How have chicks and rabbits taken over
A holiday of mystical rebirth?
Perhaps the Lord has let them make it over,
Pleased with all the gentlefolk of Earth.
Youngsters needn't dream of agony:
Easter, for children, must wear more festive clothes;
And so the soft, defenseless babes they see
Symbolize Christ's love when He arose.
The Spring was always time for holidays.
Easter fun for tots no truth betrays:
Redemption is approached in many ways.
By Turlough O'Carolan
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One and six you say !....well thats somthing I suppose. I dared to venture out to the local the other night. I narrowly missed being mugged as the local thugs were laying into another pensioner...I managed to slip by.
I asked for half a mild and was met by a bill of over £1.00, needless to say I walked out and went home.
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Only to add constructive remarks when required. You lot will turn into blind cave fish, don't need natural light...just keep tapping away talking a load of crap about a crap city.
If I had any money I would be out of here pronto !
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Blue Boar you say...well that "zoo" folded years ago, the owner cleared off leaving a garden shed full of dead baboons !
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Escape you say...the only escape from this crap City is via a trip to Wilford Hill !
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Me...Due to life under Thatcher I have to live in a one room bedsit in the middle of Bestwood. My car gets screwed most weekends, two prostitutes live next door and the bed head is banging away all day and night...no wonder I'am annoyed !
a recent pic
in Owt' Abaaht Nowt !
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"more of a clown than a comedian"...you say !!....what like the originator of this string I suppose !!....thats what I recon !...Matron indeed...I can look after myself thanks...with no help from you lot...I think !