Flat Cap Driver

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Well done and said ilkolad ! !faint!

!jumping! Thats got them all in the bag to be sure Lentonlad...thats what I say...and by the way thats a fiver you owe me.....so ends Flat Cap's visitation on this forum...thanks for the laughs....Ohh by the way...wind up...I used to be a winch man on a helicopter !!!...see you all in another world. ha ha ha !

"he feels obliged to ruin it by adding his negativity. It was funny for a while, but that time has passed"...you say !...well I tell it as it is..no rose tinted glasses...I have defended the oppressed, pointed out the shortcomings of the Bush administration also our once great Police Force...run down by the present, and in my opinion worst Chief Constable on record. I have pointed out the naivety of the US and the ignorance of the Aussies. I have done my best to eak out the racists....i.e. someone who posted a British National Party logo on the site. I have also received several PM's congratul

"Robin ! who is the young lady in the pic?"...you say!!!...ohh look lets all get huggy and lovey dovey!!!

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"telling me were you live mate because i'm coming around to have a word" ...you say.....well let me tell you pal...when I was in the Marines I boxed for the Royal Navy, I'd punch your teeth that far down your throat youd be eating out your **** !.....keep out of discussions that don't involve you...thats what I say ! Plus I'am reporting you to the guy who runs this forum....thats right threaten an OAP.....shouting "OHHHH...that nasty Flat Cap said somthing I don't agree with, I'am going to hit him"...typical Nottingham scum attitude thats what I say !!!

"i need to find a forum more my own age"....you say....not many three year olds have forums...good ridence thats what I say !

"If he does not get the job he went for they should certainly find him one"...you say....well they get taught well in Nigera...how to get a flight to the UK, how to present an altered passport to the Immigration Authority, how to send spam emails posing as Government Officials wanting you to have loads of money etc etc etc !!!....Thats what old Jim told me....not what I think !! Turning the tables on Nigeria's e-mail conmen

"It means she'd like to come see your flat!!! ...you say...yes I agree ...but thats what us pensioners have to put up with here in the UK.....not like the good life in the US......thats what I say !

"Flat Cap's rantings "....you say....not rantings, it's the truth ! Ohh...and another thing why is everyone making out that I'am someone else you can come and visit me any time.....who the blinkin hell is Den ? Ohhh and another thing that old Jim said was that if anyone has had a harder life than old flat cap he would not believe it. Anyway welcome to Nottingham : As those morons on Radio Trent say "Britains Best City"...well they would do ! Ohh and another thing that annoys me is that fake Nottingham accent some of them try to use...is it a prat called Twiggy or somthing like that...then

"Shirebrook was known as brook town and we were brook breakers" ....you say and the guy in charge of the forum is asking for information on CB Radios....good god....I've never heard so much working class drivil in life !....thats what I say !!!!!

"I like looking at anything empty and derelict. factories, hospitals and asylums (old and closed), railway tunnels and stations"....you say!!!!!....what the blinkin hells this all about...thats what I say !!!!!!!!

"the mans a genius"...you say....quite right...thats what I recon. It's also echoed by many many people...OK I've fallen on hard times and live in a bleeding flat in Bestwood......but come on I say ! who are these losers who start getting onto me , what have they ever done ....bunch of bleeding wingers shouting... "OOOOO no ! that nasty mans telling me the truth...I do live in a slum in Calvo, can't spell because I went to crap Frank Seely school...and ohh I spend all my money at the White Lion with me toe rag mates then get a bag of chips and throw up in the precinct !!! thats what I recon

"A Nottstalgia Wedding you say...I don't think so !!!!, another woman making my life hell is a no no, the last cow lasted for 30 years before before she fell down the stairs...don't want any more ....thats what I say !!!! Women you say

"they are our future"....you say !!!....well I say some future in that case...thats what I think !!!! I'am just looking out the window now and can see a group of yobs chucking stones at mrs davis's greenhouse...thats what I see !!

"something good came out your gob"...you say....you putting a string of words without a spelling error...well done I say !!!

"slash a few tyres"...you say !...well that has summed up what people are like in Nottingham ecouraging crime and euthanasia..thats what I recon anyway. Any how Old Jim's son sent me some good and bad things....don't get half of them but here they are The Good, The Bad and the Ugly Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daugh