mudgie49 401 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste like chicken. 4. They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Like................ !jumping! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?" Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country *and* Western." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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