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A German doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so far advanced, we can take a kidney out of one patient, put in another, and have them looking for work in six weeks." A French doctor: "That's nothing. We can take a lung from one person, put it in another, and have them looking for work in four weeks." An English doctor: "Hah! We can take a man with half a brain, put him in Number 10, and have half the country looking for work in 24hours"
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"Countless rebirths lie ahead, both good and bad. The effects of karma (actions) are inevitable, and in previous lifetimes we have accumulated negative karma which will inevitably have its fruition in this or future lives." ( The Dali Lama)
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(Nancy Astor) - 'You're drunk!'... (Winston Churchill) - 'And you're ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober'.... (Nancy Astor) - 'If you were my husband, I would poison your tea'... (Winston Churchill) - 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
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Madam! HOW many children?... "but I love my husband."... "Madam, I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while". (Julius Henry Marx)
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Theres only one thing worse than being talked about... And thats Not being talked about. Oscar Wild
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Pyrrhic victory (n) - A victory that is accompanied by such enormous losses that it leaves the winner in as desperate shape as if they had lost!.
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Not thinking outside the box? Not even thinking inside the box? Stay in your box - Arsenio Hall
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Hi Mick,
when are you coming over to this neck of the woods,I'll take you out for that curry? Terrific site, Bryan
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Back from Florida & T.C.B.!