(to Bip) How the bloody hell could it be a scam????...............Oh, I get it - your mum forgot to claim the "divi" 30 years ago - now I've got her number I can claim it for myself! (or steal her identity!).....For God's sake!
Ask Bob if he remembers the Corona lads who used to go in the Elbow every morning! (1967 onwards) I remember one Saturday morning John Badcock the Manager stormed in at about 10.30 and gave us all a bollocking!