1fatbloke

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  1. Gert, i have not told anyone ever to stop smoking, like the rest on here you read into my posts something which is not there. I have pointed out the pitfalls of it, but only in response to some myth or fallacy quoted by one of my ever growing band of followers / stalkers. If anyone wants to smoke, that is fine by me, as i am sure i have said before i will defend your right to do so wholeheartedly. My business is all about helping people who have decided they actually don't wish to smoke any more but for whatever reason, can't stop. SFW, if you think i am attempting to run a business through
  2. I don't want you to leave the site black ice. That would cut the posts in half. what i would like you to do is take a long hard look at yourself and your posts. Look at the order and from which direction the insults started and then come and apologise for your continuous slurring of my good name. When you have done that, and only then, will i treat you as my equal and therefore with the respect i would afford any other human being, whether they agree with my views or are diametrically opposed. We are all entitled to opinions but when accusations of underhandedness and plain old fashioned frau
  3. That is very very true, and it must be better than the pureed vegatables and prunes on offer at the retirement village.
  4. Can i add deafness to your ever growing list of personality / genetic defects. I don't have issues plural (as in more than one) I told you that once YOU disappear up your own backside then my life will be just hunky dory. Until then you are like a fly in my glass of chateaunuef du pape.
  5. The only thing i am sick of is your constant misrepresentation of myself, my service, my motivations and my integrity. Once that issue goes away everything else in fatblokes garden is Rosy.
  6. ????? like i said before SFW, if you are a 6ft blonde bird of a top heavy persuasion, feel away, if you are a bearded truck driver called bernard, seek help or sign up to a getitinthpoopipe.com
  7. Answer is no i wouldn't, i would question his motives in seeking employment in such an unpopular profession, but if i deserved the ticket (many times in my life i have) then i take it on the chin. If i don't deserve the ticket (again many times) I appeal, usually with supporting photographic evidence and have the ticket cancelled. Back to your answers, no?? you wouldn't encourage your kids to smoke? Or fat people to help lose weight? Yet you have spent the last god knows how many weeks calling me every conceivable kind of low life thief? You have argued that the cigarette companies provide in
  8. It was related to your finding an article about smoking and loss of appetite, i asked if you would recommend smoking to people who want to lose weight, if you would encourage your kids to smoke, if you had ever seen a fat smoker etc etc, all of which you conveniently forgot to respond to as it just shows you up for the ill educated, ill informed ignoramus you really are. Not insults, observations backed up by substantial amounts of evidence provided by yourself.
  9. see miss, its him miss, honest is corporal punishment still allowed in Nottingham? If so i am packing the kids off there tomorrow, they need a bloody good hiding. Dennis, unlike your good self i do not make uninformed deductions about people based on how they earn a living. I go on the evidence presented to me, and in this case you have proven to be a bitter and twisted illiterate with a fatbloke fixation that you just can't shake. (once again you choose to ignore any questions asked of you i see)
  10. "you would be never ending in a fight situation" Fantastic spelling, shame your sentence is a nonsense.
  11. SFW, I am not slating Paul Mackenna, i am saying that HE is a TV entertainer who makes people behave like imbeciles or farmyard animals, whereas we, are in the very serious business of helping people stop smoking. My negativity towards black ice was IN RESPONSE to his further slights against me. If you don't believe me, re check the order in which the posts occurred. I also find your profession of love a little disconcerting, please desist unless you happen to be a well endowed, 6ft blonde girl with a soft spot for northern monkeys.
  12. Here we go again, more of the same poorly spelled psychobabble from black ice. Ok so you have found ONE article that says smoking reduces appetite and that is now gospel??? Even if it was, would you honestly advise someone who was overweight to start smoking in order to shed a few pounds????? Have you never seen a fat smoker???? Would you recommend that your kids took up smoking if they were a bit on the chunky side?? My mood is just fine, i had a fabulous holiday. My business in Nottingham has just begun, I have several testimonials form the delighted customers which makes ANYTHING negative
  13. Thanks for the welcome back (from most of you) I will treat black ice's inane babbling with the contempt it deserves. I will however point out that matthew wright went to some back street paul mackenna type so no wonder it didn't work. As i have said before the hypnosis is nothing like you see on tv, its just a relaxed state of mind. Rob, cheers mate, although since that photo i have put on a little bit of timber, and the only way smoking keeps your weight down is by causing you to have parts of your body lopped off through arteriosclerosis!!! Cheers Fatbloke p.s. you think people want to
  14. You will no doubt all be pleased to know that : 1) I am back 2) I had a thoroughly fantastic time in sunny (at times) France 3) The first ever (blokes name that keeps getting censored) Stop smoking clinic in Nottingham took place last Saturday. There were 8 people in attendance and from the reaction and feedback i have received, all 8 were absolutely delighted with the service they received and all 8 are now happy non smokers. Did i miss anything whilst i was gone???
  15. Just to let you all know, i am not fleeing the site as predicted by a few. I am just off on holiday for a couple of weeks. The cote' d'armor beckons (that's the armoured coast as opposed to the coast of love, the mrs fell for that one too)
  16. Radford, i have got absolutely no idea where it is, but i reckon it must be a hard place to find even for the locals. Thats why the car has left a trail of paint behind, so it can follow it back home
  17. You raise a very good point in your own comedic way mick. The government can not afford for everyone to stop smoking. They bring in about 6 BILLION a year in revenue and spend around ! BILLION on treating the victims. If everyone packed in tomorrow people would still need treatment for smoke related illnesses but no longer is the big cash cow there to pay for it. So it makes it even worse that they victimise smokers in the way they do, making them go outside when in public places etc etc. And it also makes you wonder why they promote the use of nicotine replacement therapy so much yet activel
  18. I know what you mean about nonsense regulations, in a former life i had to try and work our how to interpret Part M, especially the bit that made sure that every door need a non existant product on it in order to comply!!!
  19. I am afraid that if i posted in a different thread i would be hounded out by the obvious carpenters fans!!!! I did post on your thread looking for reputable craftsman (oxymoron if there ever was one) How is baby Jagger?
  20. Right, first things first. The reason i am still posting on here is two fold (that means for more than one reason for ilko and his munchkin black ice) The first is a purely technical one in that i for some reason keep getting an e-mail saying people have posted on this topic. The second is that i point blank refuse to have jumped up little worms like the aforementioned dyslexic duo defame my good name. I will now answer a few other questions. 1) The reason i am posting on a website with bu99er all subscribers is because it was top of the list when i did a google search. 2) I am not tryi
  21. btw: .. how much did you initally offer the owner of this webspace for placement of your high moralled 'money backed guarantee' wonder cure advertisement? seems to me you may be labouring under a misconception, whereby it's ok for a certain faction to glean all the wonga, to the exclusion of any others!.
  22. Ilkolad, i would agree with you on the fact that i am transparent insomuch as i called my initial post a BLATANT PLUG, i mean how much more transparent can you get. I object to you implying that i am in some way being dishonest, i object to you refering to my business and my organisation as being some form of "scheme" I object to the fact that you are judging me by your own very low standards and moral code too. Just for your reference as well, if someone fails to stop smoking using our method we DO GIVE A FULL REFUND, the cigarette companies will not offer a penny of compensation to any of
  23. Caz, thanks for that well thought out response, obviously you felt compelled to reply to something that you have no interest in whatsoever???????? Obviously when i was told i would get a friendly welcome on here i was lied to. Could you point me to the bit where i lectured someone or cajoled them into trying to stop? If you can i will happily go back and wipe off ALL my comments and never return here to bore you again???
  24. Ilkolad, a few minor corrections to your wonderfully insightful comments. First of all, the methods we use at our clinics are proven, we have a 90% success rate, and this can be verified. Secondly, the method is endorsed by such groups and individuals as The World health organisation, and leading professors on both sides of the Atlantic. Thirdly, this is not some hair brained get rich scheme, it is me, dedicating the rest of my professional life to helping people in Nottingham who WANT to stop smoking. Finally, me posting on here was not a "sales technique" i was merely introducing myself