prodigal

decided to teach a Spanish pal Nottmese after he kept moaning about how thw Andaluccians murdered his language. I began by writing down the word SARTLE, telling him I'd keep modifying it until he recognised it. I then wrote SARTLISS. Nothing. I then wrote SARTLISSES. Nowt. I then wrote MOATISSARTLISSES and we finally got somewhere. I think the next lesson was verbs, beginning with the verb TLET. As in TLETSHUN BOX.

know where you mean. I reckon its probably nothing more than a fancy tradesman's entrance for regular supplies to the paltial gaff above as they could be run direct into the cellars and not have to bother the hoy pulloy playing croquet above Be interesting to get the gen off the estate agents though as it's now all sublet