For the more Concerning male.

[Bip 88]

If only I could find a female like that, Hmmmmm

[Stan 386]

Ah well, if Den can be politically incorrect,here goes;

(Elizabeth is like St. Ann`s, and the other places mentioned are like the Meadows etc.)

Elizabeth High School - Mathematics Exam;

Name..........................................Gang......................

.......................

Time Allowed: 1 hour

1) If Mohamed lowers his WRX two inches front and back and puts on

stolen 18-inch Auscar slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost from

the

stock suspension?

2) If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean-shaven, how many razors

would he need before he goes to the gym at 8:00pm?

3) If Mustaffa runs 15km from the police from Munno Para to Paralowie

then steals a car and drives another 8km to Salisbury North, how many

kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding out back of Ingle

Farm

Shopping

Centre?

4) Phan has 2 ounces cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for

$320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the

street

value

of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

5) If Daren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from

Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a

further

$400.00

per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children for

school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed Tarago from

Smithfield Wreckers?

6) If Soula needs 25ml of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and

Soula is only 20 years old, how many ml's will her mother need if she

is 45?

7) Mohamed has an AK-47 with 4 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of

10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many

drive-by

shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

8) If Abdo runs a Kebab shop in Tea Tree Plaza and works as a Taxi

driver on weekends and earns $1200.00 per week, how much does

Centrelink

give

him for his job search allowance?

9) If Elizabeth's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per

month, the overall population increasing at 2.1% per month, at what

rate

are the Aussies leaving?

10) Quang is pimping three girls. If the price is $45.00 per trick, how

many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can pay for his

$300 per day crack habit?

11) If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from

Salisbury

East to Mansfield Park, how many round trips will he need to make if 40

of his relatives need a lift and he can put 11 people in his Valiant at

any one given time?

12) If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals

1

x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17

sq

cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2cm, what

is

the

probability that the ornaments will be visible from:

1 metre away........................%

3 metres away.......................%

In a standard police line-up..................%

End of exam Total marks: 40

[Edwin Layward 2]

Dat way outa order man....when de boss gona ban some o dees guys !

[Frank 13]

Brilliant Stan