mick2me 3,033 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Anyone know of a good accountant? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Yes my missus, top notch, does books for a few people and worked as an accountant for years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Thanks for the offer John, I need one with a Nottm or D*erby postcode Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I thought you might Mick...LOL Pity really as she is highly qualified in that subject, she has a Bachelors degree. I hate figures, she loses track of time when her heads in a spreadsheet.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I hate bleddy figures, my mind switches off when I see lots of boxes with figures in them! When I was working my mate used to do my overtime claims. I bought cakes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Same here, hate even counting pocket change.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 A manager was interviewing people for a new position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?" An engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02". A mathematician said, "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof." A logician paused for a long while and then said, "This problem is solvable." A social worker said, "I don't know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question. A solicitor recalled "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4." A general trader asked, "Are you buying or selling?" An accountant looked at the manager, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "What would you like it to be?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted July 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Have you got a number for the last one, sounds like the man I am looking for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Have you got a number for the last one, sounds like the man I am looking for Contact via Ken Dodd !rotfl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Don't use Lester Piggots though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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