A Belgian Joke

[Tutanic 8]

This was sent to me to translate, the sender didn't understand the moral.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating

for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,

and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was

near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be

deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to

me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock,

and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,

and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down

the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed

straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't

ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

A !rotfl! !rotfl!

Oh, I forget

And the moral of this story is: ..........

always keep your condoms in your car ...

[Tutanic 8]

BUMP in a whisper

[Caz 25]

!bravo!

[angi 3]

Like it, like it!

[mick2me 3,033]

Ok Here is an Irish joke, Which I found on the web doing a search a few years ago.

The names have not been changed to protect the innocent.

PADDY'S DAMAGED FOOT

Ferguson the blacksmith came in with a badly damaged foot. The doctor was surprised, for Ferguson was a careful man. "What happened to you, Paddy?" he asked. "Well, thirty-three years ago I was a young apprentice with Murphy of Ballinanaspickbuidhe......"

"But about your foot.....?" "This is about me foot. Murphy had a daughter and your eyes could gaze on her like the way a bullock would eat good grass. The first night I was there she came in when I was in bed and asked if I was comfortable and if I wanted anything and I said I didn't. The next night she came in when I was in bed and she wearing her nightdress and she asked me if there was any single thing she could get me or do for me and I told her I was as comfortable as a bug in a rug.

"The next night she came in and the girl hadn't a thing on her and she asked me if she could do anything for me and not wanting to keep her standing in the cold and she without a shift I said there was nothing."

"What has that got to do with your foot, Ferguson?" asked the doctor impatiently. "Sure it was only this morning that I finally thought of what she meant and I was so annoyed with meself that I threw me ten-pound hammer against the wall and it rebounded and broke me ankle."

[Tutanic 8]

I love that one, its brilliant...

A !rotfl!