Cali Gal 1 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Please pass this on to any woman you know... A new scam is being pulled on women mainly in broad daylight. What happens is that when the intended victim stops at a traffic light, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windshield. While he is doing this, another young, handsome athletic man opens the back door of the car, jumps in and insists the woman drive off with him to some lonely spot, where he has his way with her. They are very good at this. They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday... ....................I couldn't find them on Sunday. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Our_Gert 0 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well I say...!!! If only I had a car... !rotfl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sycophantic fawning wimp 0 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 I had a very similar experience whilst riding a tandem up donkey hill. feeling a sudden jolt I turned round to check out the commotion, imagine my surprise on seeing a large jamaican gentleman staring me straight in the face, I did nothing more but carry on pedalling till eventually reaching the summit, where I then feared the worst. but he merely dismounted and walked away. I later read in the paper this was a favourite ruse of Leroy Roberts who lives at the top of the said Donkey hill, who after years of overeating had become fat and lethargic, now finding it much easier to hi-jack passing cyclists on his way home from McDonalds. it appears that I was one of his victims. in retrospect, I remember at the time thinking that I didn't much love him, but it's not a thing that I would have liked to have informed him of at that particular time, and on that particular occasion. but never fear, as I still love all of you.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bip 88 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Well I never cali that discription of the chap in the back seat sounded a little like me minus my beer gut and replacement knee joints.......one good thing did come out of having replacement knee joins thou I don't get carpet burns anymore...the down side of it is I set off the alarm system when I leave ASDA ! Well I thought it was funny!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trafalger 1 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Cali, If they had really been any good at it once on Friday would have been enough!!! !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bip 88 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 You sound my kind of gal Cali [a woman not easily satisficed] A very simular thing is happening over here but the gender has changed if you drive up Forest road at any time of the day slowly a young lady will pop her head in your open passenger window and say it will cost ya ten squid mate all you have to do is say yes and in she pops regardless if you haven't stopped or not, you drive around the block a couple of times and bobs your uncle job done, drop her off at the most convenient corner for her, before the passenger seat has cooled in pops another lady with the simular thing on her mind this can go on all day or all night if so wishes but after the forth time I'm usually running out of diesel......... !rotfl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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