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Britain could face a conker shortage this year following poor August weather, experts warned.

Many have fallen from trees before they are ripe enough to be used for the popular pastime, The Campaign For Real Conkers said.

The group said this year's conker season was likely to be delayed as a result.

Spokesman Keith Flett said ideally the conkers would ripen in warm, sunny and dry conditions then fall off the trees in wet and windy weather. However, the poor weather has made the conkers fall prematurely meaning they are not ripe yet and still soft.

Mr Flett, 53, said: "Normally conkers games would be in full swing by now but there is a real shortage of serviceable conkers.

"The conkers are no where near ripe enough yet and people won't be able to get their practice in. When you whack a conker before it is ripe it will crumble to bits."

The late crop could pose problems for those wishing to compete in the World Conker Championships held on October 10 in Ashton, Northants, as their weapons could fall apart when they hit each other.

Mr Flett advised people to use their prize conkers from last year or to travel to Wales or the south west of England where the weather has been better.

The game is played by two people, each taking turns to hit their opponents conquer with their own.

The winner's conker, which is threaded on to the end of a piece of string, will smash their competitors conker to pieces. The victorious player is the one whose conker lasts the longest.

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The best ones are always two or three years old anyway!

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Well, that`s just your opinion Mr W. Whatever turns you on I suppose.

Mmmm!!! I missed the post but a clue is there...Mr.W ..!!!

And he was talking about conkers I presume?

So was he Mr.Wonker who talks about conkers???

I wonder if he talks about Bankers as well??...That could be another clue to his identity!!

Owdtite..

!laughing!

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People will think that Carltongal and I are talking to ourselves!

SWMBO does it all the time , (Mind you , most of the time she thinks I'm listening!!)

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SWMBO does it all the time , (Mind you , most of the time she thinks I'm listening!!)

TYPICAL MAN THEN BEEFY . WIFE TALKS TO YOU YOU NOD SAY YES AND NO AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU. GOOD WAY OF GETTING WHAT YOU WANT THOUGHWE CAN ALWAYS SAY WELL YOU SAID IT WAS OK SO I DID IT.

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