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obviously it dosnt work look at all that crap on the floor

Didnt he have a pub somewhere in notts my dad took me there a few times but i was a little to young to remember where

How about a Mangle do you still have them ? , I remember it was my job to feed it & try not to get bit . And when we were rich the spin dryer that i had to sit on so it wouldnt beat the crap out of everything in the kitchen. That brings to mind the frozen sheets on the line wintertime how would they get dry if the water was frozen, Or maybe thats what they call freeze dryed Which also made me think of a dolly bag the blue thing

I just loaded up with 80lb braided & SS leader for something a little bigger .

Thinki will buy my wife one of those new washing things for Christmas think its called a MANGLE lol

I bought 2 ...19 sets, Army walkie talkie and they worked didnt know it was illegal to Tx to each other but no body would have noticed a kid on a bike with a 40lb backpack & a 10ft whip anntenna riding round saying Can you hear me.,Can you hear me, Can you hear me now.

I do lost wax castings in gold & then bake porcelain on it & they end up looking like TEETH

One of the ladys said fifty bob i said i just want to use it not buy it. Anyway that was a weeks wages as a apprentice so out of my financial range at that time ,Not that i have ever paid for it.

I got busted on the train line collecting stray arrows from the archery club got took to court & fined 7/6p being that i was about 11 at the time i got to pay 3p a week that i got from returning pop bottles which turned me into a thief as the shopkeeper would take the out back in the yard & i would steal them back wait a couple of days & return them again Ps we would collect the arrows whilst they were shooting thinking about it now seems pretty dumb

Pickup the pay phone tap out the number on the switch under where the phone rests free call but totally illegal

Yo daft sod

Another thing just came to mind was phone tapping

Dont get SHIRTY with us & have a Tizzy fit lol, Whatever Shirty means

WiFi built in. If you buy a cheaper one like i did that has a USB type WiFi you have to buy the Sony USB adapter or the way i do it is a powerline ethernet connection that dosnt have to be used only for the blueray & was the same price anyway but with 4 ethernet outs (HP Powerline) One scary guy my wife made me turn it off i had to watch it later lol

He's loosing it

Squashing penny's with a train The fog warning caps that used to fall of the railway line with the aid of a screwdriver ( best bangers ever ) Standing on the metal plate over the side of the railway bridge whilst the steam train went under. Whips & Tops Roller skates with the Key & metal wheels Spinning a button on a piece of string A game we called Kerbie Spirit Knocking Scrumping Hedge hopping Dobby with a ball cant remember what we called it ,But it started with Stir the rice etc

My new Blueray player hooks me up to the internet with Netflix Hulu & a bunch of free movie sites Like Crackle & 5000 free movies Hasnt played a Blueray yet Lol I think netflix streaming is coming to you guys soon, its good i can watch almost any british shows like faulty towers, all creatures ,rising damp etc all episodes. It streams to all of your devices like Tv,Computers & smartphones different shows on each . $7.95pm for the service here Hulu & Crackle are free ,Hulu plus is $7.95 pm We dont rent Dvd's anymore , Watched a british movie called Bronson what a nutte

I thought we only exported but then again i remember a mate of mine emigrated got to Oz & at the airport booked his flight back ,There & back in a week lol

When i took over the job as tea boy i gave everyones mug a good going over with pumice they all came up like new ,Boy did i get into trouble that was the only thing that gave the tea any flavour.

So you got you replacement Camera & lens ?

I just figured how to post a pic after about a million try's lol Ps The plaque is from Nottingham when they were pulling stuff down

62 Deg but 6 inch of snow 1 hour up the hill

The word Bloke always puzzled me but i did use it Same with Ta, maybe that was thanks alot but Ta Ta means bye bye.

My Mam used to say it meaning put your woolly nickers on. Could never figure out how they got named draws

Fireworks not legal here except for small ones that dont shoot anything into the air, That said there are a lot of loud bangs from the stuff that comes in from mexico Organized displays for the 4th of July We are just too dry wouldnt take much to burn the whole place down .