The 11 Plus was based solely on arithmetic and English. To think that my whole future was determined by just two subject, beggars belief. The snobbery of the grammar school system, the pretentiousness, the stiff upper lip, all served to make me a rebel. Unfortunately the system was so strong that my rebelliousness was always rather covert and curtailed. They taught us nothing about real life, okay I learnt about the Kariba Dam, Agrarian agriculture, and of course Religious Knowledge, but what about everyday living, girls, politics, cooking, wiring up a plug? No, none of it. I made sure th