The Return of Nottstalgia


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Woodn't you know it, this thread is very poplar!

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This goes against the grain and puts a knot in my stomach. :rolleyes:

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I'm Sycamore and more of these puns appearing, so i'm going to spruce up my act and Sequoia (seek ,rubbish I know) out a better way to entertain myself

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This morning through my letterbox I had a tree delivered, yes a tree, well it would have been if it hadn’t been rolled out and printed on.

No bills just a hand full of junk mail…..pity the hand sorter who has to lug that lot about, no wonder he walks with a limp and his dog has a white stick.

Get yourself registered here Bip. After about 3 months all the junk mail stops which must be good as when they start charging by the kilo fer takin' yer rubbish, your bill will be lower.

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/mps_choosetype.html

and to stop those unwanted telephone sales calls

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/

and for your unwanted spam e-mails

http://www.dmachoice.org/emps.html

If, after you register, these people continue to bombard you, you can report them as they are breaking the law.

Get 'em locked up, that's what I say.

Sounds like you should take a leaf out of Franks book Den .

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Leaf it alone, I'm starting to feel like a plank.

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I'll go out on a limb and beech that nobody can sprout a more pithy pun!

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