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Steady On CT ! I'm bloody 77. An' I don't intend to get Tottery until I'm at least 78.

Try taking Viagra.

I'm off to the surgery to queue up for me vaccine. (I'm a pensioner, can I have two ?)

Your back yard ?

That's in Kent.

Me freezers full !

Wots fresh veg ?

You poor bugger !

Bye, bye,Coop?

At Skip Shop.

Don't get drunk !!

Almost as bad as having to show your testimonials.

Got some more.

Seen Last Night

Is she for real ! Makes you glad your in Britain. She would scare the hell out of you.

Margie, what I meant was 5/6 different programs. Stuart, are we talking on a tablet or pc.?

Which one Margie? When I checked on my pc it came up with 5 or 6. The first one I clicked on, you had to buy.

I reckon it would be in great taste. It depends on who you dislike most. Maybe we should invite festive photos of NS members and the do a compilation group festive card. I've got a Christmas jumper somewhere.

Phil, I would be more than happy to send a copy of the program I use for card making. You can make cards for all events and personalise with your own message/names etc. The prog.is on two CDs.

What you need to do Col. is put the lamp into a sweet or biscuit tin, that you have painted matt black inside. This makes a good low watt heater. Did it in a shed I had, using a 40 watt lamp.

I do print me own Christmas cards Phil. I've just printed off some algebra maths sheets from open university, for my neighbour, who couldn't print them. They were sent to him via PowerPoint. Because I don't have "Word or Office", I had to find a prog.to enable me to print them for him. Must say I do enjoy working out how to do something. Trouble is, I can never remember what I did. (My tablet was just saying, " you don't have an app for this".

Bit off course but, my first introduction to computers was when I had one given to me about 15 years ago. I think it only had a memory of 64mb. The PC I have now is one terabyte. If I lived another 100 years, I'll never be able to use all that it is capable of. Still don't know what a spreadsheet is.

If you want summat to do Col, the M1 from Chesterfield to Northampton needs sweeping. You can allus leave the bin bags in the central reservation. Mind yer back !!

Once described as having keys like dead flesh HSR. Can you remember having to load programs via a cassette recorder. Start it up and go and put the kettle on.

Y'all should be at the door with bated breath waiting for your new Sinclair spectrum/Commodore Ben. Then we can find all the missing A and O. That is unless you get involved in Space Invaders. Good luck with your new PC Ben.