Compo 10,328 Posted September 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 Kgs are acceptable - I do bi-sexual measures Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 I couldn't possibly comment ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 I thought you got bi-sexuals from the opticians? ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 No, bi-sexual is when you can speak two languages, tri-sexual is when you will try anything sexual. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 I would have thought bi-sexual measures are when you use the same scales to weigh both men and women. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 Can't do that you need one set of scales to lie. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 My missus wanted something that would go from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds, so a brought her some weighing scales. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 If my scales could talk it would say "one at a time please". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 Bi-sexual....Mine has 26 inch wheels and needs a new saddle...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 Would Daisy need a bi-sexual made for two? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 Meltonstilton: Coincidence - I turned my bi-sexual upside down on the workbench today to fix teh gears and noticed that my saddle is split along the rim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 There are a couple of good one-liners here but unprintable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Well gang, the cabbage is cut and before I close the competition to entries let me say that no-one is yet correct. Bilbraborn and Meltonstilton are the nearest. So, if you want another shot at it here's your chance. The two pictures below were taken just seconds before I cut it. I then removed the outer leaves before weighiing it. The cabbage this afternoon at 16:600hrs: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 I don't mind swinging both ways so how about 5.2kg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 10lb 6oz? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 What's 5.2Kgs in real money? My scales are marked in lbs & oz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 About 11lbs 7oz ish i think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Noted, thank you Carni Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 9lb 14ozs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
piggy and babs 544 Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 9lb 7oz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Final day for entries. Weight and winner of the free teabag drink will be anounced tomorrow morning. I should say that the cabbage is solid - for anyone who wishes to change their estimates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 12" diameter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Righty-ho gang! The cabbage was 37 inches in circumference and weighed in at a whopping 19lb 7oz. (I did say it was solid). The nearest guestimate was Darkazana who said 5.2Kg or in real money 11lbs 7oz. Still a mile off but she wins the free drink. PM me an address and I will arrange for you to get the free drink as promised. Thanks for joining in the fun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 I was going to put 11lb 8oz! does that count. Honest not Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Congrats to Darkazana PS: Compo, can we all have a portion of the cabbage, being as we participated in the game? PPS: On second thoughts, better not, imagine the pong in the post, especially to places as far away as: America, Australia etal............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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