benjamin1945 16,229 Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 thats ok but i need my telly 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Noticed sumat at the blood place: The prettier the nurse who sticks the needle in you the more they hurt, is it because they know we're thinking "phwoar"? Example: Last time I donated a big fat bloke did me & I didn't feel a thing, yet when a pretty girl does me I always feel it going in. Do girls know when we're checking them out? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Yes, colly0410. Especially when your eyeballs are on your cheeks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 # 28. So that's how they know, nowt to do with my gormless grin then? lol.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Last time I donated a big fat bloke did me & I didn't feel a thing, yet when a pretty girl does me I always feel it going in. Now now colly, behave yersen. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 # 30. Ha ha ha Catfan, I didn't think about things being taken out of context, I'll try & be more careful in future, but I'll probably forget.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Reminded me when the other week I went for a blood test, young wench tried to take the blood, did she hurt ? yes she did. A few weeks previously an old Biddy took my blood & I never felt a thing. All down to experience. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted August 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Ahh, so the pretty ones are not punishing me for being a perv then? they're just a bit inexperienced, phew that's a relief. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,229 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Noticed sumat at the blood place: The prettier the nurse who sticks the needle in you the more they hurt, is it because they know we're thinking "phwoar"? Example: Last time I donated a big fat bloke did me & I didn't feel a thing, yet when a pretty girl does me I always feel it going in. Do girls know when we're checking them out? Funny that colly' went for a blood test this morrning at Riverside centre Bulwell,big butch lady (very nice though) administered to me,tried one arm hurt like hell and told me 'you gonna be a problem' veins too small,roll your other sleeve up ! this time did'nt feel a thing. I then asked for me Tea and a biscuit,she told me 'no chance' just go now,and i was just starting to like her as well. you just don't know where you are do you with some of these women do you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Ayup benjamin1945, I've had that big butch one as well, or should I say she has tried to take my blood as well ! I think she must be a closet "Man Hater" of some sort ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted September 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Off to donate blood at the Godber centre Hucknall. This will be used as an excuse for me to be bone idle for the next.... well, for as long as I can drag it out for.. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted September 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Just got back as been to Mother-in-laws. The nurse who put the needle in was very pretty & I thought "this will hurt!" But I didn't feel a thing, I take back what I said about pretty nurse's hurting when they stab you, she was also very friendly.. Oh yeah it wasn't Godber centre but Nat school, oops.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mercurydancer 1,104 Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I'm a nurse. When I am asked if I give blood, I say, "I dont give blood, I sweat it" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 It's blood donor day for me again today, I'm booked in at the Ogle Street centre Hucknall at 12-30, anyone else going? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,183 Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Just got back from the blood donor place: It was flipping freezing in there, & when I went for my cup of tea the water boiler had conked out & they were waiting for the spare one to heat up, so I had a cold drink instead. At least they had some mint choc club bars & crisps for me to scoff. I'm sat in front of the radiator now trying to get warm.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,229 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 IT might be just a' cold drink' to you mate ! but its 'Life or death' to some poor soul ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie 39 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 That is definitely one of your better ones Benjamin......really funny 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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