Beefsteak 305 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Enjoy with tongue firmly in cheek http://www.petroldirect.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Crikey! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 This is a joke surely!! Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 I think the last line of the ad gave it away: "We can give you a 100% cast iron guarantee that nothing you can buy from us will ever harm your engine in any way" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted March 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 There is a clue in my topic title and the first post !!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Well I always have my gas delivered by mail. That's what I say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Speaking of gas, ever since I had the surgery for colon cancer .... Oh, never mind! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted March 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Nobby Greens and a Ruby Murray for me everytime Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley 288 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 We DO have our gas delivered, comes in big 47kg bottles on a lorry, !rotfl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Nobby Greens and a Ruby Murray for me everytime Nobby greens! Haven`t heard them called that for years. When we moved to Calverton my Mam went to the village shop and asked for '2lb of nobs' The woman looked nervous and said, 'Could you point to them for me?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley 288 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Reminds me of Top Gear lol, "I was searching the internet and I found THIS" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Nice Bike. If you look closely you can also see a girl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Nice Bike. If you look closely you can also see a girl! And cars driving in a maze! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted March 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I see its a fallacy regarding what the Jocks wear under their kilts then !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley 288 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Yep she's Scottish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 I thought Triumphs were made in England. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley 288 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 yes built at Bar Lane Basford Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gra.b 0 Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Nobby greens! Haven`t heard them called that for years. When we moved to Calverton my Mam went to the village shop and asked for '2lb of nobs' The woman looked nervous and said, 'Could you point to them for me?' I’m with Eileen’s Mam on this one, what with pointing at the shopkeeper’s nobs and making everyone nervous. I was working at what was then Fisons at Loughborough and the canteen was one of those where you went along with your plate chosing each item. The conversation went: “Are your nobs fresh?” “WHAT??!!!!” “Only I don’t like frozen ones, they always seem soft” I thought they were going to run me out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.