mick2me 3,033 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Whilst walking through Long Eaton today, having parked at the local supermarket, I was travelling in the direction of the doctors. Whilst passing the grounds of the local council offices, I felt a sharp blow to the top of my head! Thinking I was being mugged I turned round in time to see a conker bouncing from my direction on to the pavement. To add insult to injury, the conker had split open! On my return I saw a council worker gathering up all the conkers, which prompted me to think can I claim for the lump which has developed on the top of my head. Would make an interestin submission to Injurylawyers4U? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Is yer head a TWOER now then ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carltongal 101 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 He stoops to Conker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Mick you should be entitled to a lump sum. !rotfl! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Not sure about a potential claim Mick but for further success I suggest either pickling your head in vinegar or baking it in an oven at a low temperature. Watch where you thread the bootlace though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Not that 'Old Chestnut' again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted September 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 That notice could also refer to this forum! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carltongal 101 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Where else could we go to look for nutters !jumping! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted September 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Ahm not gooin aaht tonite! UARS satellite return expected later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Good idea Mick, you've obviously got a target on your noggin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Just found these next to my spike topped garden fence? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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