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I spent my life savings on that girl ........12/6 that i had to draw out of the bank she worked at ,It got me a gallon of petrol & a couple of drinks

I put me mam on a vespa in the back garden ,I had a hell of a job getting her out the hedge She was the same in a car floor it & drop the clutch Made for some very exciting rides when she got the Ford Capri 3000

Hazelford ferry with a girl from the TSB first date

The Army backpack things we got from Wakefields , What did we call them ?

ERNIE.................................................. lottery Electronic random number indicator equipment

Rattlesnakes, Mountan lions Black widows etc Ps Yes i was painting the trim yesterday until Teresa fired me, Dont like painting houses anyway Then she got out voted today on the colour ,Start over lol

Wow forgot you lived there, Keep your head down !!!!!! Keep safe!!!!

You got spy's lol

Hopefully not that much falls off lol We are about 40 mls from this mornings quake Its funny but midwest people say they wouldnt live in cal because of the earthquakes ( Last one was in 89 i think) They have about 3000 tornados each year

They say we will have beach front property sooner or later

We had a earthquake this morning 6.00am not very big but big enough Tornado's the other side flattening whole towns

A short pencil is better than a long memory

Never Sheeeeet on your own doorstep

Poo's Relative informed me they were being buried at sea

I got stoned & i missed it....................... Dr Hook

I went off eggs when i was a kid ,My mom used to sneak them into just about everything . Corn flakes, Weetabix, Ovalteen ,Horlix always raw, So i would be half way into it a & get a load of snott. My wife didnt belleve me untill she saw it for herself this continued until i left for the Usa lol

Lay down & ill fan yer

I remember the fishermen on the canal would put the maggots in their mouths to warm them up so they would wriggle more

Lucky Poo I was 21 when i finally finished my apprentiship & was now supposed to get 7 pounds 2/6 + a extra 5 shillings for passing the City & Guilds with credit but got the sack instead as i was too qualified.

What i remember at my age of 16 was Always being broke A 56lb bag of taters Feeding the meters if you had a penny even the Tv had a meter on it Planning when you could turn the immersion heater on to get some hot water Tv & radio licence Beer bottle bike licence Working 2 - 3 jobs before you figured out that it cost you more to get to the the jobs than you earned , I was told get a bicycle( Long Eaton to Carlton to Woolaton then home) .................................................................In your dreams & if you were going somewhere you always made a plan about a week

A mate of mine had 2 wooden legs & one night we were in the pub & he had to go to the toilet About 15 mins later he came staggering back dazed with poop all down his back, I said what happened to you he said " the bog was across the courtyard dark no light so i felt my way around sat down & started my business suddenly the door burst open & someone said who the hell parked this wheelbarrow in here & yanked me out".

Ta

To be honest where i live it can get too hotIf youve ever done the tap dance on the steering wheel of your car or cant sit down on the seat 110deg up Where Katyjay lives its even hotter but drier Mudgie hot & humid

Had to make a trip to the store for milk used it all in the batter non left for a Cappo, At the store i saw Lyles Golden sypup & Black syrup also by Lyles thats what we made bonfire toffee out of ? Need a recipe ,Thought i would get one before i bought it this time. Mudgie you should know

Batter made Just picked a bunch of Oranges ate one & it made my tabs laugh Tangeeeeeeeeeeeeee First one i have ate all year dont bother with them On the tree there are new ones coming in about as big as a plum green & ripe ones that are falling off, Not the gigantic type that never taste very good.