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'Int that a French Bread?

Faith Fully used be the team leader of the Fenland Mountain Rescue Association. The position was lost however, after losing a constituent on top of Mount Ely.

Margie, Lewis is up Compos way. I live near Lewes, (4miles). My rehab nurse won't allow me to walk to our post office yet and that's only about a mile. She wants me to walk with a bit more effort to increase my pulse rate but not overdo it.

I never did mention the Great Ouse, or the little un come to that. I was in fact referring to the 'ouse with an Aitch, which I serve in my capacity of stool maker, either as bar or milking, (3 leg or pedestal). I am renowned throughout the county for my stools. I even colour them. Your servant sir.

Slight change of topic for a moment. Had a phone call with the results of my Echocardiogram that I had a couple of weeks ago. My rehab nurse said the result was excellent! The reading was 65% which equates to a normal healthy person. It's very reassuring and encouraging. So it made my day. Now back to the thread...

Thanks for that tip Oz. Alas, my scrambling under cupboard days are now over. HOWEVER ! I have fastened said ironing board on the side of my car and pretend I'm a Cornish surfer. Stuck badges on saying St.Ives and Bondi beach. Take care cobber!

An' another thing . I'll 'Ave you know there's nowt wrong with my behaviour! It's allus bin questionable an' I've served the 'ouse faithfully. Your servant sir.

The Minister of Art has decided that, after the House has showed a remarkable lack of interest, he decided to remove the said stools from his chamber and offer them to IKEA, for use in their dining area accompanied with their meatballs and spaghetti. Your servant, Mr Speaker sir.

Worra baht me stools?

The Minister of Art does indeed offer his sincere apologies to the Speaker. However, the stool is as stated, his personal possesion but can assure the house that he has, without any grace or favour, approached the IKEA manufacturers to obtain a further supply of reliable stools, assuming that this would be in agreement with the house. No purchase will be made without a full comprehensive examination of said stools. Your servant sir.

He's gonna have a job on Margie, if he's got to push a bloody piana round.!

My sentiments entirely Pianoman. A little bit of brevity goes a long way to ease tensions in these trying times. Now, what can we put you down for, maybe Minister of Musical interludes perhaps?

Somebody's talkin' a load a crap !

Like the new look Nonna. Don't think you'll pass for a highwayman.

The minister of arts will accept nothing less than a full clinical examination of said stools! The results to be published in the personal column of the N.E.P. or delivered to the Honourable members in a plain envelope. Your servant sir.

As minister of Arts, I propose we invest the Tesco vouchers toward the cost of establishing a Nottstalgians committee room/library. An application to the lotteries commission for substantial donation towards a picnic table and stools, so said Nottstalgians could attend meetings and discuss who should be promoted and who deserves being pilloried. The agenda could be left open to additions.

I'll have to sharpen me brushes and clean me crayons.

Benjamin.

I can lend you a new anniversary present ironing board, should you need it.

You really know how to spoil a gal Phil. You can always set to and craft her a peg bag, and maybe a nice brass hook to hang it on. Only saying mind.

Are you saying that going on Nottstalgia actually drives you to sleep? Maybe somebody ought to advise the Insomnia society, they'd pay a fortune for the recipe. Cheers Mary, take care.

Believe I mentioned previously that I had to have a swab test before Brighton would accept me prior to my heart surgery. The nursed promised she would avoid the ' gagging area, then with the same probe up my nostril and I never realised it would go that far ! It were bloody awful, but they don't tell you that when testing. Like the nurse said, " If we did, nobody would have it"

Seem to think I've read that somewhere before.

Thing is Lizzie, if you did the test and it proved positive, would they send someone round to offer you treatment, or would they add your name to the list of victims and leave it at that?

Don't forget Mil wall Ian.