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I'm still using the Barnsley museum puzzle link that C.T posted a while back. Lots of simple time wasters on there. Isn't Wasgij puzzles in reverse, like a mirror image so it makes it more difficult?

I hope they don't either Nonna. I'm due to go up there, the second week of December. I've got to pay a holiday balance next week, for over a £1000. Why can't people be sensible.

So what else is happening up in Nottingham? What's the latest gossip doing the rounds and am I missing owt? What's the latest with PPs chicken coop? Are the trams still running and is it true, Goose fair cancelled? Is Catfan back from Skeggy? Etc,etc.

No Phil, not anywhere near as much womanising. My wife wouldn't let me. It used to be said that in Nottingham, there is 6 women to every one man. After 32 years, I'm still looking for my other five !

He's lucky ! I'm bloody 77 !

What if we print your words onto rice paper ! Would you eat them then? You can have a swift half to help you swallow.

Thanks, but no thanks. Mid September is a bit too early for Christmas, for my taste. Looked like a mixture of cine, vhs and early digital filming. Needed a commentary.

I tried Brews potato bag exercise but found it much easier with a crisp packet in each hand, that way you could stand all day with no problem. Were even better if you ate the crisps first. (Made sure I had me Nitrolingual spray with me).

Was the coin of any value Albert? Or perhaps you couldn't give up work after all. I live not too far from Beachy Head and I've never found bugger all ..

Nonna, I would have thought that the syringe for extracting wine would create a vacuum, which I would assume could pull the cork in even further, albeit a fraction. But I know bugger all about wines so ignore me.

It all sounds a bit Orwells 1984 Brew.

Glad to hear your improving Col. That'll teach you to mess with spiders! Take care mate.

Take care DJ., thinking of you. Hope all turns out well.

Thanks for that Kev. Much obliged.

I were a rebel once. I broke down in me car near Bottesford. The AA charge £100 to tow me back to Bulwell, but I made him earn his money ! I kept me handbrake on all the way.

There you go Col. Towd ya that you'll upset him. Now you'll have console him with a fly.

Missed that one PP. Was it posted?

At least I don't Starve spiders by stealing their catch.

Am I not supposed to then Margie? It's because I just like the style, that's all, no other reason.

It will remember you forever now Col. Just you beware when doing your gardening.

Is there any good news at all? I've just got back from Lewes Victoria, where I went for a Echocardiogram. The very nice young lady found I have got a heart after all. Just about to tuck in to a salad lunch , so that's my day sorted! Enjoy your day everybody.

Enjoy every day the best way you can. Fill each waking moment. Then at the end of the day if you meet your maker, you can say "Well, had a bloody good day today !" Enjoy every day as if it were your last. One day it will be.

Caught of few trout with only one eye. Well done PP. How would you do if you used a rod and line?

Careful PP, you might upset our far Eastern cousins.

Don't get on to me. Just passing on I was told back in 1989. I always ordered 'blackboard paint when ordering stock. Nobody ever queried my order. Wasn't even supposed to order black ink. Don't know who it could possibly be I would offend ?