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I've been trying ecapism from 'er indoor for years. Still stuck, here though. Not only that but since buying the air fryers, i've ended up doing all the cooking. Where's the justice?

@philmayfield, Good lad ! Keep up the good work and carry on with your obsessions.

Never fancied train spotting or stamp collecting, or perhaps bird watching Phil? I could provide you with an Anorak.

Love that bottom picture Rog, thank you. B.

Well I can say I've had a 'crap day' today. Been sheltering from Ciarán all day, with heavy rain and ultra high winds, some localised flooding. Then to cap it all had a bloody power out (again !), finished up with very low power, so half the lights would'nt work and those that did were very dim. Kettle could'nt boil, neither would the air fryer work so no hot sausage rolls for supper. Had to make do with a tin of sardines and 3 ryvitas. Wifi only just come back on so I'm able to post this load of rubbish. Still, our feet are dry and the roof is still on. Think I'll have an early night, wh

Phil., can't help feeling your'e extracting the pith.

Thanks for that Brew, at least there's a couple of teachers available. Your servant sir.

Does this thread come with a translation book??

So she's planning on spending yours while waiting for her own to arrive. Think I'd better get a tray of matches and laces ready for you Trogg, already got your pitch booked.

And we've got the yanks to thank for that little contribution.

Not to worry Trogg, ther's plenty of room in the shop doorway Iv'e got earmarked ! Already made arrangements for a Costa coffee and outdated sandwhich.

Right, next time I head North I'll give a call first. Do you have tea? I'm rather partial to tea.

@MRS B, it appears that wherever youv'e been you leave a trail of mishap. Must remind meself not to drive through Leicestershire. Your servant ma'am.x

So sorry Brew, the post was meant for the Trogg. I get confused, its me age.

I don't mind sharing mine @Jill Sparrow, I have a whole full A4 page.

Ooh ! You actually get money as well. We learn something everyday.

Sorry Brew, but I will have to put me matches away for another time. My letter finally arrived this morning, totally sodden and dripping wet. 'Er indoors also got her letter at the same time. Does this mean, being almost 80, that I am now recognised as a pensioner?

Surely it all depends on what sort of watch you possess. Some of mine, when the battery fails I just get another watch. Never bought an expensive watch, can't see the point as I'm always breaking them any road. Sometimes, I even lose 'em.

@trogg, Only 'cos it's next door to Costa so anybody taking pity you could buy you a coffee and doughnut. :-)

Heyup Trogg, lad. Lewes is about 7 miles E.N.E. of Brighton. It is our County town. I could book you a doorway on Cliff High street, which is not too far from Harveys brewery. A good spot would be outside Specsavers, with plenty of footfall. Bring your own matches though and I'll dye some string for laces.

No Flamin' sign of mine as yet. I'll have to go down to Lewes and sell matches and bootlaces.

Thank you. Your servant ma'am.

Hooray !! It's my 5th NS Birthday today. Happy Buthday 2 me.

Right ! Seems I'll just have freeload my way through. Unless Philmayfield decides to let me stay as a Charity case.

Thanks Phil., I'll send it on to CT or KatyJ.