Karlton 582 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Every time me son and daughter in law had a tiff he'd get to wok open his snap tin and there it is she'd took a great big bite out of sandwihch or sometimes shoved her finger through the middle so he packs his own now. they are both brilliant and we all have a good laugh about it. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Wot no Tabasco in the jam sandwich ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue B 48 1,226 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 That's great Karlton it is funny how some people communicate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 'Wot meks yer laugh' Well, the first answer I thought of was, most of you Nottstalgians with your comical comments. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,248 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Pigeon crossing the road today with 3 or 4 people on a zebra crossing,on Vernon rd.............wonderful. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 me and missus went to Morcambe last year for five day break we came back with a brush head and a knock down packet of teabags 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I could always get my late wife by putting a toilet roll on top of the bathroom door. I would always wait for the thud and the howl of indignation. Childish I know but we both got a kick out of it. I think??? She usually responded with knots in me PJ legs. Haven't done it much to my new wife. Not quite so funny the second time around I guess. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted February 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 A few years ago me mate told me about the time his missus (our best friend) was bending down to get summat out of the fridge, so he crept up behind her and gave her a little cuddle, she replied "Is that you Alan?" to which he replied "I bleddy hope so." Sadly she passed on some years ago but we know she'll be having a good laugh. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted February 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I was hoovering the other day and I said to the missus 'You'll have ter get another sucker this one int picking up. she said 'carry on duck yer doin alright. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Karlton: Tell the missus. There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.Quentin Crisp 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted February 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 We was out one night having a meal with a mate and his wife, She's got a right laugh on her, we'd had us main meal so she ordered a banana boat for pudding it was all dressed up fancy like cream and all the trimmings she was just about to tek a gob full and I just happened to say "in't it marvellous wot they can do we a banana." she screamed with laughter and my mate's nudging her "pat, pat shurrup everybodys looking Pat, Pat, be quiet oo dear. I think he was a bit embarrased. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Most things make us laugh nowadays. We have degenerated to playground humour, even sniggering if one of us says "bottom". Our goal is to get through the day trying not to use a word which could have "double entendre". We will pick each other up on words designated as "rude" but for instance if one was to say "bottom of the stairs" the other will reply "Did you say stairs?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,248 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Don't know wether Eastern Europeans understand 'double Entendre's' the way we do,but a Lithuanian lady cleaner really made me laugh this morning, Amid her telling me about her new male boss she said,........'you know Paul,he even Buffed my corridors' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I love to go in Tesco & enquire at the fag counter how much a packet of 20 Superkings is, they tell me the price & enquire how many I want. I then say, Oh no, I don't want any, I'm just thinking how much I'm saving since I quit smoking !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Its too easy these days..but love winding herself up..especially in shops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I went to the local pet shop & asked to buy a moth the shop owner said we don't sell moths..........Sir. I said you've got some in the window hellothere 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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