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I heard a 'good one'. If you go for a meal and the others are regular "Lug hole stuck to the phone all nighters" make everybody put their phones in a pile on the table. The first one to touch their phone before a set time ( IE when the bills been paid,) Has t pay the bill! Simples

Methinks some one has got a bit mixed up here!

We could have a massive Robin Hood fighting Little John on it !

I see no proof that you have put forwards, so far every thing you've said has been 'debunked' by better people than I. But OK, Suppose you're right, and the rest of us normal human beings are wrong. When you are proved to be correct (As I'm sure in your tiny mind you imagine you are going to be one day) I'll be the first to stand up, strip off, and let the aliens probe my bum in B and Ms window for all to see. Until that fateful day, kindly "Put up or shut up" !

PSST Katy. Woomerang Boomerang, With a bow of the head and with the right hand at a right angle to the nose, in a kind of salute? Nah , never watched it !

OK , the easy thing is to say........... " Well stay in school, get an education, then you won't have to work in the kind of place that only pays you 'minimum wage' " Alternatively , get these minimum wage payers to pay a decent wage. But then the expenditure to you normal hard working folk then goes up , so you'll just start moaning! So it's a catch 22 situation!

Not forgetting that Aga and Stove are actually brand names like Hoover!

Then there was another greengrocer, a bloke walked in and asked for a pound tomatoes. The Green grocer told him that it was kilos nowadays, the bloke replied, I'll have a pound of kilos then please

There was a green grocer who did something similar back in the 70s , selling onions a unions, carrots as carrits etc, it did him a roaring trade for similar reasons.

Right thread for that last load of posts!!

There's a line in the 10CC song "Dreadlock Holiday" that should be "Don't you cramp me style, don't you queer on me pitch" It used to come up on the Karaoke I ran in Ibiza as "Don't you cramp me style, don't you wee on me beach" thanks to good old auto word recognition!!

It'd only confuse a stupid person! ............ We're Nottstalgia. They're Nostalgia East Midlands. world of difference.....................................

Nah, if it was me it would have been properly cooked, and served with some Peacock on the side.

A bit like Swan!

An oven is the bottom bit where you cook the roast etc, the cooker is the whole thing, (Hob, grill , oven)

Believe it or not the idea has been mooted round for a long time.!

Which then leaves us begging the question. What was the cow on? and was an autopsy performed on any remains to judge whether any stimulants or performance enhancing drugs were used.

Thought you had snakes to do that job Trevor............................

Ya no , please!

Where abouts at Goose fair was that?

It was nice and quiet though , I thought someone had fitted the microwave with a silencer!!

It's started working properly now! Must have just been the big voltage drop. Really weird though, how part of something can still work even on low power!

And get benefits

It's more about the atmosphere than the rides to me. all the different senses stimulated at the same time can't be a bad thing.

10 baked beans worst!