benjamin1945

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  1. Proper store detectives in Bulwell and everywhere else would solve the problem,trouble is companys won't shell out for em,then moan when they get robbed.
  2. Colly me old mate.........have you thought about having a look at that one in 'Calcutta' and you 'Smiffy' lol.
  3. Bet someone will make a 'movie' (could be a cult one) of the recent 'Hatton Garden' robbery,...........sadly the old 'Geezers' (two of em in their 70s) have been captured,
  4. i understand Michael,...........but he was a good un' lol.
  5. yes Karlton,but be honest..............it was only a cough'...........onto the 'Palm' of a hand was'nt it.....lol.
  6. There are some nice Solicitors,mine based in Nottingham handled all my Divorces and almost became a personal friend.
  7. And from me Lizzie,..........huh slip of a girl like you having a 'Ruby'
  8. Good man 'ayup' but i meant SOMEONE ELSE could literally light your fire,
  9. We did'nt all have the advantages of the 'Charm school' you went to Mick.
  10. You never know ayup'.................someone else could 'Light ya fire'...........
  11. They all said it about me and my lovely 'Donna' her mam and dad my my mam and dad,her ex my ex's her brothers and sisters ,my aunts and uncles,but then again whats lasting?she could go tomorrow,or i could,its just a matter of getting the right offer,lol.........i aint had many for quite a while,lol.My Grandad left Grandma' for another woman when he was in his 60s,bless him after being teenage sweethearts and 11 kids,.............its never over till the 'fat lady sings' so don't count yer chickens.......never take each other for granted !!!!! We believe in giving each other space.............
  12. Colly, are you saying....................'it started with a kiss'................shades o f poor old Errol,
  13. Made my Day (yesterday) had reason to enter a 'Punjabi' school room filled with girls aged between 7 and 11,the Teacher introduced me and in unison they gave me the 'Punjabi' welcome along with their lovely smiling faces,
  14. Don't be like that 'Radfordred' i love your resurrections , and dry way you do it,and i'm sure most others also do as well,
  15. I Remember so clearly,i had a meeting for a new security contract with the Coop group in Manchester,and i was early so walked down Piccadilly at 9am just as Primark were opening,saw em dragging racks of the coats onto shop floor,went in tried one on,ponced up and down in it,asked the lady assistant if it was me,needless to say she agreed lol................Wore it for the meeting..........got the contract..........and as they say the rest is History.
  16. Being one of your 'Old Farts' Michael all i can say is, 'Crombie' on ya back,Gucci's on yer feet and a girl on yer arm,who could ask for anything more,
  17. Looks like mine Robbie,bought it in a sale in Manchester 20 years ago £30,still looks the biz. PS, Nice wardrobe.
  18. Always liked Angela,remember when she danced with Morcombe and Wise,and ripped her skirt off revealing great legs?
  19. Me Dad, i'll ge ya such a one'cer he never did bless him. Me mam, i'll knock you into middle of next week and she did bless her.
  20. A Nice 'Crombie'.................the finishing touch,for any man of taste,