benjamin1945

Anyway bearing in mind the title of this topic im hoping its not true,cos i'm off to the Sun' in the morning,so try not to 'fret' at my lack of postings for a couple of weeks....lol.

Ann,.........carnie's met me,and was prob.dissapointed (only a bit lol)...........but it wore off after a couple of drinks,..

YOU TELL EM ANN,........theres only one George Clooney.....lol.

Robbie and loppy, good idea about carrying a note,..............i might do that,.......just hope nobody finds it......lol.

Euthanasia. do you want another 10 mins or shall we do it now? 10 mins please' says it all methinks.

I agree completly 'peveral' despite me having none of the 'skills ive mentioned,ive survived thru lots of lifes set backs,i'll be 70 in about a month and like most of us have lived thru ups and downs,mostly ups,ive had a varied life and thank God for some wonderful times and the experiences and people ive encountered. Had a couple of health scares,but today i feel really fit,can still run and cycle and am surrounded by lovely family,another 25 years of this i can manage, lol.

#20 peveral.................you'd get a ist class cuppa #21 BR.........................And i'd look the part when i served it #22 stephen.................too high tec....................

Ive never been riveted by brake linings,or woodworking with hand tools,or even by leigh and router dovetail joints,but ive managed,i know nowt about high tec computers or cell phones,but i manage, So if there is a 'solar flare event' (whatever that is) i'll speak to one of you who know about these things,so i'm sure i'll still manage.

Hes ok,.......i would'nt say great,

Why Don ?.........................and hope you took the old lady out first, lol.

Why is it only the girls seemed to have the co-ordanation for that?................mind you ive still got all me 'snobs'

Do they really exist ?

Bloody hell,.....cheer up..............it won't always be dark at 6,...................and as 'me Dad' used to say.......'no it'll be dark at 4.........

Well i can't believe it,.......saw his whole 'cabinet' on TV today,........not a TIE between em,.............makes you feel like going round and 'smashing all their plates.

Don't know Michael,but i think you were moaning about the moaners who come on here moaning about the moaners,you have thought they had more to moan about,instead of moaning all the time,anyway you carry on moaning mate.

Oh yes Stephen see it now............sorry 'Mick' (almost)............anyway Stephen are you moaning?..lol.

Tattoo michael good idea,.......perhaps on your knee though instead of forehead.......that way if you feel sociable just roll your trouser leg up.........2nd thoughts no tattoo just roll your trouser leg up.....

Well done Melissa,you've prob. saved 'bubble' from being arrested.

IT was just a quick moan 'Mick'...........as the topics titled...........not about bleddy car parking....lol. thought it was a good BUMP,.......we all like a quick moan.

New Greek prime minister sworn in,...........not even wearing a TIE !!..........

I BOW to your greater wisdom young Mick,........i'll shurrup. lol'

Where exactly is that 'unmaid'?

Bloody norah,.............how about a suggestion,that is followed by 20 yes'es,...........then approved by Mick...........then just do it.?

That will do,small oblong badge green background white NN...............

you prob. right mick, all the bright folk on here and can't even sort a lapel badge out............lol.