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Not yo anall! sheesh it's getting so you don't know who you can rely on these days..

Good grief Margie. I hate unpeeled spuds in restaurants and studiously skin them before eating them. I always assumed they did it due to being cheapskates and then tried to con us the skins are good for you. One of life's greatest pleasures are home made chips, true there are some good chippies about nothing really compares to home made.

Gerr aht onit, yer only sayin that 'cos it's true...

Eeee the things tha learns onere

Must be something to do with your posh upbringing Margie is all I can think of.... Bet you crook your little finger an all don't yer..

WHAAAT! Heresy...……………… Burn her...…………………. Shortbread undunkable? au contraire young SG au contraire..

We had a domestic rumbler once. It stood on the draining board and you connected a hose to the tap, bung the spuds and turn the tap on full. Quite why I thought you could walk away while it did its thing I don't know...

I knew someone would pick that up...

The two bottles I have, both Parkers, have not been opened for awhile, you need a grip like Garth to do it...

Erics was owned by a relative, as far as I know they never did repairs just a shoe shop. I can remember him going to Northampton every Wednesday to buy stock.

I still have and use them regularly CT. There are two flavours in my desk drawer Black and Blue, there may even be a couple of red ones somewhere in there

Average of 3mins per record, all done and dusted in a quarter of an hour eh?...……….

I don't know about Mohawk but Tonto can mean 'silly, stupid or moron' in Spanish...

Don't you think they are a bit old to be on the streets Ben?

I have just driven through France, Holland, Belgium, Germany and Austria on my way to Hungary, Slovenia and Czech Republic. Until the Austria/Hungary border the only way to tell which country I was travelling through was the language on the road signs, no borders at all.

Not doing too well at the moment. The Austrian policeman I met at the border doesn't like Brits, he especially doesn't like them trying to break the land speed record down his motorway. Then a Hungarian policeman joined in the fun saying I need a 'Vignette dokument fur deine auto.' Why a Hungarian at the Austrian border is speaking to an Englishman in German I have no idea. Perhaps I should fall back on ye olde Englishman abroad custom and shout... And I thought the EU meant no borders, apparently someone forgot to tell the Austrians...

Pay some to do it for you. They do it quicker and better than you will ever do it.

It is an indisputable and universally recognized fact that the male of the species incapable of telling a lie...

Huh! mine are for funeral plans...

That makes five of us will be there to tell RR where he's going wrong and how it should be done! Grass cutting by committee, what can possibly go wrong?

Trogg you have my admiration for keeping on keeping on as you do. One point though. you are almost bionic now so next time round ask them to fit you with a throttle so you can keep up! Simples

Roller skates!

I've been attacked and bitten twice by Alsations, one of them really, really, regretted it... Glad the little one wasn't traumatised too much... can we see the bruises Lizzie?

??? Is it me?

Well it won't me it wus alright when I left it so there...