Did you know?

[Bubblewrap 3,815]

But did you know that 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

I bet you used a calculator to do that

[DAVIDW 1,689]

You can rearrange the letters of :

Twelve plus one

to

Eleven plus two .

[Gibbo 04 188]

No two cornflakes look the same.....

[Trevor S 2,003]

Any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th in it.

[StephenFord 866]

It will also have five Sundays in it, unless it is a non-leap-year February.

[Trevor S 2,003]

But did you know that a "Blue Moon" is the second full moon in a calendar month although it is rarely blue.

[StephenFord 866]

Great innit? - Yer can gerrejicated on ere an all !

[Trevor S 2,003]

True.................but did you know that a slug had four noses?

[Michael Booth 7,364]

Not a lot of people nose that..!!

[Trevor S 2,003]

Talking about the nose....Did you know that our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

[Beefsteak 305]

Bees have hairy eyeballs.

[piggy and babs 544]

broken pencils are pointless

[StephenFord 866]

...and you can drive a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

[Michael Booth 7,364]

During the Industrial Revolution, the rapid and poorly planned growth left Nottingham with the reputation of having the worst slums in the British Empire outside India.

[Paulus 541]

We lived in a paper bag, and it wer' wet,......................................

[Trevor S 2,003]

But did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

[poohbear 1,360]

But did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

Who the hell's ever had a duck in the British Museum reading room to prove it.

[Compo 10,328]

Pearls dissolve in vinegar. So don't wear pearls when eating fish 'n' chips!

[Compo 10,328]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. I wonder who measured that?!

[poohbear 1,360]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. I wonder who measured that?!

A homosexual bat who's flown out the closet.

[Trevor S 2,003]

Ha Ha.....But did you know that all bats when flying out of their caves (and closets) will always fly to the left?

[StephenFord 866]

Obviously been reading their highway code.

[Michael Booth 7,364]

Electric trams revolutionised public transport in Nottingham on their inception in 1901; they served the city for 35 years until the
trolleybus network was expanded in 1936.

[Trevor S 2,003]

However, did you know that a manned rocket can reach the moon in less time than it used to take to travel the length of England by stagecoach.

[DAVIDW 1,689]

A yard of ale was designed to meet the needs of stagecoach drivers who were in a rush to get to their final destinations.

At various coaching stops the drivers would be handed ale in a yard glass through an inn window, the glass being of sufficient length for the driver to take it , without leaving his coach.