darkazana 1,736 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 You just finish preparing chillies and have the urge to rub your eye!!!!! Ouchy! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Good job you don't need to scratch anywhere personal. Oooooooooooooooooh. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 That moment when you suddenly feel the urge to sneeze, but you have a mouthful of food whilst eating a meal and don't have time to get your handkerchief out of your pocket. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 You are having a casual chat with your wife while walking through a shop, when suddenly you realise you are talking to someone else. Even worse (as above) but you find out she has stopped further back and you are talking to yourself...... strange looks from other shoppers.... Even worse, than worse, you walk off with someone else's trolley, having put some of the things in it you collected from somewhere else in the store. Smiffy 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Done it all Smiffy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 That moment when, You realise, You definitely won't make it to the..................................................................................loo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 that moment when you're carrying something in both hands and yer' nose starts to itch. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 That moment when you're in polite company and you need to break wind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banjo48 928 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 That moment when you settle in your seat at the start of a long haul flight and as the cabin pressure drops the gas builds, and as you jump up to go to the loo when the seatbelt sign goes off, it lets rip !!!!!! then you wish you hadn't ate that chicken vindaloo for tea last evening. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 that moment when yer' searching for the light switch in the dark and you touch someone. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Tell us more, Karlton...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 had a moment in a really posh cake shop where the cakes are on pretty serviettes, I said 'Excuse me how much are yer' rock cakes? she said ' Excuse me they're scones. oops. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 A moment when me and missus went with some friends to a posh resteaurant, my mate's missus ordered a banana boat, she'd just took a mouthful when I happened to say 'I'nt it marvelous wot thi can do we a banana' she spit and laughed till she cried. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 You wake up in the morning and it all comes flooding back and you remember that you are not 20, 30, 40, 50 or even 60 anymore..... But what an experience on the way. You can only enjoy the present by having experienced the past. Smiffy 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 When you ask some young lady (with a sticky-out tummy) when's it due then? And she tells you she's not expecting. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted August 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 That happened at our wedding, Bilbraborn, when a friend asked one of my work colleagues when the happy day was, she was not amused! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mammasue 33 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 You are having a casual chat with your wife while walking through a shop, when suddenly you realise you are talking to someone else. Even worse (as above) but you find out she has stopped further back and you are talking to yourself...... strange looks from other shoppers.... Even worse, than worse, you walk off with someone else's trolley, having put some of the things in it you collected from somewhere else in the store. haha glad i am not the only one thats done this ...one lady was not amused as i walked off with her trolley...when realising what i had done i laughed and apologised ...but if looks could kill i would be dead lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mammasue 33 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 that moment when a child asks his mum if i am poor...when she asked him why do u say that .,, he replied 'because she cannot afford a pair of trainers she has odd ones on.... i was mortified ...in a rush to catch a bus i had not only got odd trainers on but one was a shoe style trainer one was a boot style trainer ooops 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 That moment when your child asks, Where do babies come from 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 That moment when your child asks, will Grandma still come to my party even though she's now in in heaven... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Another one! I was having a busy morning and suddenly remembered my doctors appointment,quickly got ready and went,i sat in the very busy surgery for about an hour,then did my local shopping,and on to the hair dresses,waited my turn, had my hair washed and sat at the mirror,at this point i looked down and for all to see i had one white trainer on with bold silver embellishments and one with bright pink flashes and to make matters worse a few weeks later i strolled round Ludlow with two completely different shoes on. #18 mammasue, I know what you mean! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Because most ladies have mountains of shoes it's not surprising that they sometimes get them mixed up....lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 that moment when yer' knock somebody's pint over and yer say sorry, and he says its your's mate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mammasue 33 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 ahhh your comment gave me goosebumps....the innocence of a childs words can bring up so many emotions ...looking at the world through a childs eyes is so lovely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 BUMP Hubbs is waiting in the car while you pop in a shop. That moment when, you come flying out of the shop, open the car door, jump in, muttering about something that had happened in the shop. Only to turn sideways as a terrified driver is trying to scramble out of the car. OOPS. Wrong Car!!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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