Annoying phone calls


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I just say "hang on a minute while I turn the TV sound down" then leave the phone on the shelf leaving the caller to wait until they get fed up with waiting ! Or blow a loud whistle down the phone !

If you aren't busy... Invent your own language Pretend to be stupid Question everything they say Keep saying the same phrase over and over again (such as "Oh, I see") Ask them if they want to buy

Some idiot offered me a "free" conservatory I just told him I lived on the seventeenth floor of a tower block.

Three times I've had a phone call from some hearing test place that I've never heard of.They tell me they have it on record that my hearing may have been damaged when working in industry....er,how do they think I am hearing them ?its a phone,not a bloody megaphone.

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My latest batch of phone calls are mostly Indian/Pakistani in origin. I am fast approaching the age where I will get my pensions (About ten weeks away now) and a number of people are attempting to give me a pension review in order to get their grubby little hands on some of my money.

As No.6 used to say "You won't get it!"

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My latest batch of phone calls are mostly Indian/Pakistani in origin. I am fast approaching the age where I will get my pensions (About ten weeks away now) and a number of people are attempting to give me a pension review in order to get their grubby little hands on some of my money.

As No.6 used to say "You won't get it!"

"By hook or by crook..."

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I used to answer "Arctic Supplies Limited" but then one day I found myself actually working for "Arctic Refrigeration" so it spoilt the fun.

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Years ago, I used to answer 'Old Lenton Post Office ' they rarely rang back.

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