catfan 14,793 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 #113 Ian. I'm sure it was Edgar WATSON, timber merchants. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,200 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 #123 chulla, Tek no notice of 'chulla' blonde,.......it was a dark winter night in a dimly lit room in downtown Bulwell when he met me,and the Beer was flowing,..........i'll buy you a coffee in Wetherspoons Bulwell any time you're there,as long as its between 9 and 10 am,then in the cold light of day you can make you're own mind up.lol.............Mr Mrs catfan might be there as well as independant witness's,.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Ah yes, but there were eight others there that night to confirm my observation. One of whom was carni, and she don't tell fibs (I could swear she said to me 'whose that bloke with a bolt through his neck with electrodes attached sitting next to you). 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Chulla, You forgot about,"The eyebrow, speedily disappearing teeth, no ears and false leg". You would recognise our beng by his "Silk tie" and perfectly folded "Snot Rag" in his top pocket! Yes. Chulla, you are right about that.......I don't tell fibs Ever. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,200 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 They ganging up on me now 'blonde',..........anyway i might have a false leg 'carnie' but both feet are real, lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Really? Yum Agudun all roight, yow can Tekit maite. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 48 847 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Really? Yum Agudun all roight, yow can Tekit maite. Didn't know you could do Black Country lingo as well Carnie 😀 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,200 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 OO r hers good ate it yome know 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Oooh yes, especially swear words. Love em. But i'll save them for real life. Hah. Fibbin' agen. Not bad beng, not bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Ages since I've heard "Snot Rag" ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Mrs Catfan always says benjamin1945 is an absolute gentleman, now then. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Downtown Beirut, sorry Bulwell on a quiet Sunday morning, you can see what enjoyment the local Scum got up to the previous night. Not content with trying to emulate the Le Mans racing circuit by racing through Bulwell's sleepy hamlet town they finish their evenings entertainment by having a firework display. Many possibly don't know, but the Bulwell Police Station (the old Red Lion pub) is now closed to the public & only used as a canteen for the local PCSOs since January. Official line on this is that resources are used where they are needed most. Not in Bulwell obviously. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Re #130, you may have two feet, but they're both left bu66ers !!!!! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,200 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 I HAD some business to sort FOR the Police a few months ago,and went to what is now used as a canteen as requested,took me 30 mins trying to get their attention,using their outside phone and my own mobile,finally a PCSO turned up who was bloody useless, Silly of me really,should have gone to Morrisons theres usually loads of so called proper Coppers there ,using their canteen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 I had to produce my driving documents several years ago, and went to the cop shop on Strelley Rd. I pressed the button, banged loudly on both doors several times and squinted through the windows. Unearthly hour of the night. Daybreak, no, 5pm in the afternoon. Still no reply........ Tossers !!!!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Oh dear! My poor old town- maybe catfan can set up a "guardian angel" group like on NYC underground- threaten offenders with a good days work and no rent allowance!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Nah Ian, they have "Rights" yer know ! Personally I'd love to see them get a good kicking ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,200 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 IN my 'Store Detective' days which covered best part of 30 years,we were always busy in Bulwell,but, and its a big but,most offenders were not from Bulwell they went there to thieve,because thats where the shops were,' SO please don't always blame Bulwell folk for the crime that occurs there. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Yes very true, Benjamin. I know from many years retailing that shoplifting bastards work in teams, hitting an area or shopping centre for a day and then moving on. Very few were daft enough to work in their own backyard, except the druggies. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 This "Scum" I understand Paul, live quite local. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,200 Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 TBI..............spot on. CATFAN....................because i know you,i know you know what i mean,....you know,lol. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Benjamin: you are right outsiders come in - they don't crap on there own doorstep!! Its not a problem that Bulwell bears alone. I'm miles out of town here - but the Romainians have dug in apparently! The usual some con playing a squeeze box outside the bank- copping everyones pin at the cash machine- but the cops are pure useless and prefer a MOTORIST!! a soft target. I wonder genetically if they could produce hundreds of Tug Wilsons?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 Got a life ban from Sun Valley in '87!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Any poor soul like me get treated by Dr Rao at bulwell m.c ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Which Dr Rao Ian, there were 2 ! I was a patient of both of them, at different times ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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