Fynger 841 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Its no good standing on the toilet seat the crabs in here can jump 3 feet ..No good using the one next door the crabs in there jump a whole foot more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,470 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 While you're reading what I've put, You might be pi**ing on your foot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 While you're reading what I wrote You might be 541tting on you coat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mgread1200 141 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Still waiting for one of the Ladies to post "Im a little Girlguide I dont swear They can't blame us lad's for that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted January 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 I remember that one, I'm a little girl guide I don't swear sh1t, bogger, arsehole I don't care Let's see what the censors make of that. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted January 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 2 out of 3 got through! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mgread1200 141 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 A valiant effort! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Hi Compo, can you remember when we used 'dip dip dip, my blue ship'? I want to teach my grand-daughter. The final lines are from Julie's memory I couldn't remember all of it: Dip dip dip my blue ship, Sailing on the water, Like a cup and saucer, Out goes one, Out goes two, Out goes another one, And that makes you. (or possibly means you). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 This hand-clapping rhyme for two people from my sister: My mother told me - full stop If I was goody - full stop That she would buy me - full stop A rubber dolly - full stop My sister told her - full stop I kissed a soldier - full stop And now she won't buy me - full stop A rubber dolly - full stop! Full stop is when your hands clap your thighs and then your hands clap together before starting the clapping with the partner's hands again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 ''A two ball' rhyme from Julie: Queen, Queen Caroline, Washed her hair in turpentine, Turpentine made it shine, Queen, Queen Caroline. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 'There's a party on the hill, will you come? Bring your own cup and saucer and your own penny bun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Will you come to the mission, will you come,come,come? Have a nice cup of tea & a bun,bun,bun............ Supposedly sung by sally army girls, whilst bashing their tambourines......................or then again was it our playgound version of their rallying cry? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funnyhaha 14 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 we four beatles from liverpool are john on a bike and paul in a car george on a scooter, blowing his hooter following ringo starr. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Hi funnyhaha, I love your little verse; it's so Sixties. Obviously it will be being about the Beatles but your four lines capture the zaniness of 'The Fab Four'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
funnyhaha 14 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 thanks jackson,there were a few more rhymes like that going round at the time but thats the only one i remember Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Ours was slightly different: We three kings of orient are, One in a taxi, one in a car, One on a scooter, papping his hooter, Following Ringo Starr. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted April 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Cowardy cowardy custard Can't eat a mustard. This jumped into my head today! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Remember it! Julie's version is slightly different: "Corned beef and mustard" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Picking a person to be or do something when we were not so politically correct; one word per person and going round in order. Person who got the last mo of the rhyme was it!- Eany Meany Miny Mo, Catch a nigger by the toe, If he squeals let him go, Eany Meany Miny Mo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 And another, learnt at RoT Sunday School over 50 years ago courtesy of Brian Andrews!!!!!!!! Dead dogs liver, drowned cat's eye, Mouldy cheese and yellow matter pie Stir it quick and spread it thick and wash it down with a cup of cold sick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dgbrit 258 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 Appy birfday to you Squashed tomatos & stew Bread & butter in the gutter Appy birfday to you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
piggy and babs 544 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 appy birthday to you i went to the zoo i saw great big gorrila and he just looked like you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 I'd love to be a caterpillar, Life is such a farce, Sliding down the mulberry leaves, and landing on my.........toenails The elephant is an elegant bird It flits from bough to bough, Makes its nest in a rhubarb tree, and whistles like a cow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 And a clapping rhyme from school: I had the scarlet fever, I had it very bad, They wrapped me in a blanket, And put me in a cab. The cab was very shaky, I nearly tumbled out, and when I got to hospital, I heard the kiddies shout, "Oh mummy daddy take me home, From this convalescent home, I've been here a week or two And now I want to be with you!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted November 2, 2013 Report Share Posted November 2, 2013 The song: Oh you'll never get to heaven, had many verses, one I remember from early 60's was very topical, as Corned Beef from Argentina had just been banned from import.................... Oh you'll never get to heaven (repeat) Oh you'll never get to heaven, in a corned beef tin (repeat) in a corned beef tin, cos' the Ministry of Food, cos' the Ministry of Food, won't let you in, won't let you in. All above repeated but sung faster........................................anybody remember other verses? I think rowing boats was one Sung to the tune of: I ain't gonna greave my Lord no more................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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