benjamin1945 16,279 Posted May 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 NO S..T ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilboro-lad 294 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Reading for pleasure? Sounds more like a bedtime book to me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilboro-lad 294 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Actually Tommo, this reminds me of something. Many years ago I believe you were the assistant in Bilborough library at around the time I was living there. In around 1965 when I was about 12 me and my mate went into Bilborough library and my mate suggested a trick that his older brother had told him about. So we went up the counter and spoke to a girl who looked just like your avatar. My mate said, "Do you have a book about erections?" The girl behind the counter looked a bit uncomfortable so my mate said "We'd like to learn about erections". The girl behind the counter went bright red as he was speaking quite loudly in the days when libraries were dead quiet places and heads were turning. She finally whispered "Try the biology section". to which my mate replied (rather loudly) "Why would the Eiffel Tower be in the biology section?" Naturally everyone queuing and eavesdropping thought it was a great joke, It wasn't you on duty that day was it? (True story). 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Actually Tommo, this reminds me of something. Many years ago I believe you were the assistant in Bilborough library at around the time I was living there. In around 1965 when I was about 12 me and my mate went into Bilborough library and my mate suggested a trick that his older brother had told him about. So we went up the counter and spoke to a girl who looked just like your avatar. My mate said, "Do you have a book about erections?" The girl behind the counter looked a bit uncomfortable so my mate said "We'd like to learn about erections". The girl behind the counter went bright red as he was speaking quite loudly in the days when libraries were dead quiet places and heads were turning. She finally whispered "Try the biology section". to which my mate replied (rather loudly) "Why would the Eiffel Tower be in the biology section?" Naturally everyone queuing and eavesdropping thought it was a great joke, It wasn't you on duty that day was it? (True story). I've not changed sex that I've noticed and I think I was involved in the Kamasutra about that time; the film that is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 NO S..T ! Having read your #15 I'm not surprised by your reaction. There is a story here and I think we should be told!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilboro-lad 294 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Sorry Tomlinson - I meant Jackson. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MelissaJKelly 2,124 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Certainly! The quote is from an excellent book, 'Body Language - How to read others' thoughts by their gestures' by Allan Pease. 'Lipstick - When a woman becomes sexually aroused her lips, breasts and genitals become larger and redder as they fill with blood. The use of lipstick is a technique thousands of years old that is intended to mimic the reddened genitals of the sexually aroused female.' The book is one of the very few reference works I enjoyed reading for pleasure and I recommend it. It makes the point that no matter what someone may say, the body language reveals the truth. Interesting... would like to see what the interpretation is if the lipstick isn't red though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Melissa when that book was written all lipsticks were red. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MelissaJKelly 2,124 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 How times have changed eh!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,794 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I met mrs catfan on a blind date, always said since, I should have gone to Specsavers. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Interesting... would like to see what the interpretation is if the lipstick isn't red though! Perhaps another case of 'Should have gone to spec' savers'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Funny how you can get 'impressions' of people without ever meeting them,as we do on here,hope when i finally get to a meet up'they are not wrong,but in some cases i hope they are. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 I feel the same. There are folk I could take to immediately , a few I would loath immediately , and one or two would wear me down mentally until I'm downright rude. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 I always though Nigel Farage looked like a "used car dealer" (and you no how much they are trusted) Buy your next estate car from the Farage Garage - it lets UKIP in the back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 I met my first wife in a Café in Eastwood. I stood in the queue behind her at the counter. She turned around, walked straight into me and spilt her hot coffee all over me. She went home that day and told her mother that she had just met her future husband. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Coffee? Were there no 'grounds' for divorce? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 No grounds - it was instant freeze dried coffee - the divorce came after thirteen happy years of all-in wrestling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Lust at first sight was it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Lu st at first sight and then, after just a couple of years, lust for many others at first sight 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 WHO YOU OR HER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 For the first seven years ...her. I took my lead from her after that. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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