catfan 14,793 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 What if... Bono found what he was looking for?What if ...John Lennon hadn't imagined all the people?What If ...Elvis was never caught in a trap?What if... Men at work were not given a vegemite sandwich?What if ...Meatloaf did do that ?What if... Nilsson could live without her?What if... Winehouse went to rehab?What if ...Tony Christie knew the way to Amarillo?What if the hokey cokey,,, really is what it's all about? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,263 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 What if...that lady with the needle yesterday had stuck it in harder............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Send Mrs Catfan to sort her out ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,263 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Sort ? lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Catfan, you seriously need something to occupy your mind !!!!!!! LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Well FLY2 funny you should say that ! Been absolutely bored to tears today, couldn't be A$$$D to go out anywhere, too cold, too windy. My lad was going to pick me up & take me to Wickes for a couple of plastic roof panels in his firm's van, but he rang from Manchester to say his dog had Pi$$ed on the front passenger seat ! Why didn't you let the dog out I asked, can't dad I'm in the center of M/Chester !. So thats about it FLY2, but got plans tomorrow ! "What If" I had no plans for tomorrow ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Well I did a garden centre, we had toasties, got plants for baskets etc. madam repotted many and now feet up and fruit cake..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 # 6 Catfan Was it the dog that was Pi$$ed on the front seat? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Catfan: what if Telly Savalas had'nt sang "IF"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 What if we went back to hand signals in cars. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I do them frequently, especially to tossers who pull infront of me or dawdle. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 What if there was no taxes or vat. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Paradise Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,263 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 And i thought you were just giving me a friendly wave FLY2. lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 What are you, a dawdler or a cutter upper ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,263 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 A perfect Knight of the road,.............no,after you sir..............no no after you..........ok thanks so much..........then the chap behind pips me.......think his hand slipped on his hooter...........know what i mean FLY2 ......lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I rarely use the hooter, I find it very uncivilised. Which reminds me I did chase someone along Valley Rd years ago for pulling out infront of me. I caught him at Mansfield Rd lights, but noticed four big black men inside, so I stayed in the car and smiled .LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,263 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I WONDER if it was the same fine gentlemen that were up my 'ass' for a mile or two on the m/a 42 coming back from Birmingham a few years ago,i was in the outside lane (of two) and could'nt let them pass if i wanted to (which i did'nt).When their BMW finaly did pass me after much blasting of horn and flashing of lights plus fingers shooting pretend gun and throat slashing signs. Anyway a mile or two down the road i slowed down on the inside lane because a black BMW with the same Gents in seemed to have had a 'blow out' i thought 'oh how awful and after giving them a 'cheery wave' sped off home to good Old Basford.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Nice one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Who was that foreign bloke, Topol, or Topov or something ? He used to sing .................IF I was a rich man.......................... I'll get me coat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 You must be rich, catfan. New car sitting on the drive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 "Ruby" is nice & dry in my garage Michael ! I couldn't possibly leave her out in this awful rain ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJBrenton 738 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 #18 Probably my favourite moment ever behind the wheel. A similar situation to you but in the outside lane of Derby Ring Road. When I finally managed to pull into the nearside lane, the impatient idiot behind me started to overtake, screaming and flipping V signs at me. Just as he drew level, his bonnet flew open and right back into his windscreen, smashing it. I'm not religious but at that moment I seriously considered there just might be a God after all. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Graham 63 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Telly Salvalas didn't sing IF. That's an insult to the word. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,263 Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Peter Sellars did'nt sing 'Hard days night' but he did it brilliantly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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